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Where someone gets down on one knee quickly and gives a quick uppercut straight to one's taint, but missing the ballsack.
John was pissing me off, so I gave him a taint smasher.
by CRASH-SS June 01, 2011
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the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20
phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz
by lik_frls_dis.me February 12, 2020
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