Stalingrab

To rape or be raped in a style reminiscent of a giant moustached Russian.

If I don't pick up at the bar, I'm just going to Stalingrab something on the way home. I totally blacked out last night after the vodka bar - I think that guy Vlad put something in my drink and Stalingrabbed me. I was studying for exams, but I had Reader's block, so I came over and Stalingrabbed your mom's face with my cock last night.

by President D Milhous Kennedy December 16, 2010

one hundred million smiling little ones

The little tadpoles in your semen

look at all those one hundred million smiling little ones in the microscope!

by Dozle February 18, 2007

Smiling

A mask you put on to hide how dead you are inside.

1: Are you ok?
2: No I'm fine, (*A single tear runs down their face while smiling* ) I'm smiling.

by PowerPup18 October 9, 2018

Shalini

When people assume you're vegetarian or vegan but you like meat but also just really like vegetables and curry

Isn't she vegetarian?

Nah she's more of a Shalini

by L1T February 7, 2018

Broseph Stalin

A good friend. In paticular a good left-wing friend. Taken from the slang term "Broseph", for brother, or close associate. This is combined with Stalin, in reference to Joseph Stalin, the former leader of the USSR(Soviet Russia).

Guy 1: "Hey there man, what's up?"

Guy 2: "Not much, how about yerself there, Broseph Stalin?"

Guy 1: "Not much dog, not much"

by TheInebriateBSUCardinal September 15, 2010

Salini

A sweet, pretty girl with absolutly no problems, and is also NOT A SLACKER.

Salini went to school and got an A+ on every single thing she got back, because she is a perfect angel.

by Salini October 17, 2004

Stalinity

A non-scientific measure of the level of staleness of a food item. Usually used when referring to stale candies such as sour keys and wine gums.

The test is comprised of wiggling (or squeezing if it is too small to be effectively wiggled) the item between the thumb and the forefinger and observing its stiffness relative to it's stiffness in its fresh state. The greater the deviation in this comparison, the greater it's degree of stalinity.

These candies are always best stale. Leave the bag of them open for the night and check their stalinity in the morning. If they are good and stale we will eat them then!

by Jerkson October 1, 2010