snurch

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To sniff back a noseful of snot because either you haven't got a handkerchief or you're just too lazy to blow your nose.

This is the opposite of a "Pitmon's Hankie", whereby you press a thumb or finger against a nostril and blow forth snot through the other one onto the pavement.

"Stop snurching and blow your nose you derty get... I'm trying to eat me dinner here!"

From "Biggles Grebs Aloft" by Monty W. Bungingham

by Neil Baxter December 28, 2005

slursh

When on unusually warm days a male's scrotum gets stuck to his leg and has to be peeled off causing discomfort.

I got a total slursh in my girlfriend's car the other day, and she looked at me funny when I peeled it off.

by Wesley Scudworth April 28, 2005

Slorchie

A sexual practice in which a guy cums in his partner's ass, then he places his mouth around their anus, sucks the cum out and then dribbles it out of their partner's body, exchanging some of the fluid in a kiss.

I came in that chick's add and then gave the bitch a slorchie, she loved it!

by teladriel June 4, 2011

Sluuche

A slut with the traits of a douche bag. Excels in sluttery with an attitude problem, enjoys getting the D. Partys hard and likes to fuck.

Ayy man look how short that skirt is on that sluuche! Her ass in hella hangin out! You know she gonna ride some dicks tonight

by PapaMidnight34 August 26, 2012

Slunched

A combination of slouching and hunching usually brought on as a result of excessive consumption of alcohol or narcotics.

Hey, you should check on your buddy. He's by himself slunched over in the corner.

by LairBear June 13, 2015

Smurch

A place to hang or work while heavily intoxicated in Nebraska.

I’m heading over there to smurch.

by Fadix January 3, 2018

Sluuch

Can basically mean anything you can think of. Does not conform to any normal grammar rules.

Bro I got so Sluuched last night.
Yo dude I sluuch’d this girl so hard last night.

by Sluuchster May 21, 2018