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Slump Busting 

The above definition is correct, except for 3 omissions.

1. The word can be used to describe the act of breaking a bad streak in either baseball or the singles game.

2. Mark Grace made the phrase famous, because he would normally hit in the high 200s, but would sometimes go on a really nasty 0 for 25 kind of slump, and because he supposedly coined another synonym for slumpbusting, "taking the wood to a fatty."

3. Because he made these two phrases famous, a 3rd synonym became used within baseball, and now pop culture, to pull a "Mark Grace", also meaning to break a slump by boning an ugly or fat chick.
Player 1: Man, Ramirez hasn't gotten laid in 3 weeks. And hasn't been on base in 5.
Player 2: Yeah he definitely needs to go to a bar tonight, find a swamp donkey and pull a Mark Grace.
Rookie: What's a Mark Grace?
Player 1: Slumpbusting
Rookie: Slump Busting?
Player 2: Slumpbusting, jackass. Taking the wood to a fatty.
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Slump Busting 

When you havent gotten laid in forever, and you wind up taking home the first piece of ass you can. (Can be on purpose or by accident)
"Dude, i havent gotten laid in forever, wanna go slump busting with me tonite?"
Slump Busting by S.Wan February 19, 2009
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Slump Buster 

A female that is used to end to end a period lacking females. A slump buster is, generally speaking, less than what one's standards would be, had the person using the slump buster been in a time flourishing in the female department. It is usually looked back upon as a mistake.
Sean: Dang, did you see that fat chick Josh was making out with?
Jared: It's fine, we've all had our fair share of slump busters.
Slump Buster by J Mane May 16, 2010

slump hump 

When a male/female is in a sexual relationship 'slump' or dry spell, they 'hump' or have intercourse with someone below par.
Tim hasn't gotten laid in over a year, so he's going to slump hump that manish/overweight girl he met at the anti-war demonstration.
slump hump by Narbonne1944 July 29, 2012

slump mode 

you initiate slump mode typically when you smoke indica or when you’re starting to come down from your high. you get hella tired and next thing you know it’s the next day and you wasted your high
friend 1: dude i’m on slump mode wake me up in 5 mins i’m gonna get a quick power nap in
friend 2: we all know you’re out ftd
slump mode by fuckalight March 2, 2019

Slump buster 

When a person goes through a long period of not dating and the "Slump Buster" is the one who breaks the "slump".
Guy 1: That woman over there looks lonely.
Guy 2: Well, not anymore because I'm the slump buster!
Slump buster by One off handle January 27, 2022

slump goggles 

Refers to the clouded judgment of a man/woman in a slump, who, in their desire to break the slump, aim for something they're not going to get, when they really should just get themselves a slump buster.

Paul Rudd's character in '40 Year Old Virgin' was wearing slump goggles for most of the movie, especially in regards to his ex-girlfriend.
Joe: I think I really love Jen. Maybe she'll finally take me back.

Bill: Don't waste your time, because you're not going to get any. Take your slump goggles off and get yourself a fattie. It'll be good for you.
slump goggles by homecomer October 18, 2009