Frothy the Snowman

When your lady friend places a tophat on her head and an ice cube in her mouth, sucks you off to full release, gargles your spooge with the ice cube to a nice frothy mix, and finishes by spitting it into a festive holiday-themed glass.

All I want for Christmas is a visit from Frothy the Snowman.....

by Robert Frost November 16, 2020

Slowmo

One who is very slow, in the head, often times leading them to believe things that aren't true, and argue points that aren't valid. Later they will realize their mistake, but won't change their argument due to the fact that they don't understand the concept of being wrong as they were babied all of their life and had a mom who let them win every game at candyland.

Slowmo220, Slowmo of Renegade, Slowmo of Clanwars, that kid who is dumb, wookets, darthcide, icesword

See Also: Moron; Idiot; Drew Carey

by JimG00se December 10, 2003

colder than a snowman's junk

adj. When the ambient outdoor temperature is less than the average temperature of the genitalia of a snowman; i.e., very, very cold.

Fuck me, it's colder than a snowman's junk out here!

by SkidMarkyMark November 7, 2009

Angry snowman

When you put an ice cube in a chicks ass, and then quickly stick your dick in after it, forcing the ice cube further inside her before she realizes what you've done.

My girlfriend was so pissed I gave her an angry snowman the other night that she unplugged the freezer.

by El_Stavy July 7, 2016

abdominal snowman

During the ejaculatory phase of a male/female sexual encounter, if the male participant withdraws his penis and ejects semen onto the famale participant's abdomen, this is referred to as an "abdominal snowman."

I didn't want to get that fuckin' bitch pregnant, so I was raw doggin' her and gave her an abdominal snowman instead of blowing my load up her cooch.

by Sean G. January 21, 2004

slowkalee

A situation of belief and trust shown in a very extream way,a situation of honesty and blank lies..

I have a slowkalee belief in the chemistry of women and the nature of men....

by regardless devon victory January 24, 2009

Snowman Brothers

Two men become non biological brothers when one or the other has sex with either thier wife or girlfriend at one point in time. One can also become a snowman brother if the two men enjoy any erotic part of a woman.

Daniel- Hey man, did you have sex with my girlfriend?
Xavier- It was a long time ago and I hope your cool with it.
Daniel- Dude, its all good. We are Snowman Brothers now!

by PistolPete12 December 2, 2009