Laptop Snoozer

A laptop snoozer is a laptop users that will use his/her laptop so much, that they will doze off mid-use.

A term coined one Sunday night when a programmer who was testing his code dozed off in front of his Macbook Pro. At three in the morning. He woke up at seven finding himself surrounded by drool and vowels (in his code).

Me: Apparently, I am a laptop snoozer.
You: A wha?
Me: I woke up at seven surrounded by my laptop, drool and vowels.
You: Oh. Wow.

by SteveySA October 12, 2009

Slooze

Slooze - Missing out on something good on account of failing to pay attention.

Sonya invited me to escort her to the bedroom, but I sloozed.

by shan ye November 5, 2011

snoozer

someone who says they are hustlen heavy, but they sleep on the block, make no money, or like u aint finsh your drinks, you snoozen on that juice man

yo b, u see all them custys why u lackin fuckin snoozer

by Gage211 January 11, 2008

Slooker

A mixture between the Latin: SLUT (female who toys with multiple men's hearts simultaneously/sleeps around) and the word of Papa New Guinean origin: HOOKER (a human/pretty much any life form that auctions of sex if promised some sort of payment in return)

Autumn Gibbons is a Slooker

by Mitch Rivkin January 20, 2011

Sloober

When a hot red headed woman exposes her big boobs. Then the man proceeds to stare and accidently or purposely slobbers all over them.

Man!! Bro when she popped those titties out. I wanted to sloober them real good.

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by Knightlywayz August 9, 2010

slooberry

A girl who makes out with many people but never brings them back for somefun in the sack.

Jessica is such a fucking slooberry, ive made-out with her 7 times and i haven't got any pussy!

by Tayyyloorrrr June 30, 2006

Skoozer

Someone sickening, ugly, awful, annoying, or anything derogitory. Can be used in any situation. Variations: Skooze, Skoozey, Skooze Bag

That guy is such a skooze! Ugh! How could he date a skoozer like HER?!

Hey Skoozey, what's up?!

-Who is that?
_Who?
-Her.
-Oh... shes a skoozer. She dated 13 guys in the past month.

by acon1 December 23, 2008