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sloober by halo2 April 1, 2005
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An uber female slut. Usually random strange that is brought home from a bar to have sex with. Never expected to stick around for breakfast the next day. Can be called upon at any given night to come over for sex but remembering her name is never that important.
Women in New Jersey who will easily come home with military guys (sloober)
Sloober by Silver fox February 13, 2014
When a hot red headed woman exposes her big boobs. Then the man proceeds to stare and accidently or purposely slobbers all over them.
Man!! Bro when she popped those titties out. I wanted to sloober them real good.

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Sloober by Knightlywayz August 9, 2010

Sloober tank 

A pool filled with sluts.
There's a sloober tank at the comfort inn right now.

There's a sloober tank over there.

Sloober-goober

The soda and back wash mixture that is left in the rim of a soda can after a drink has been taken.
"Hey, can I get a sip of your soda?"...(GULP...GULP)."Thanks man!" ..."Dude! You left some sloober-goober in the rim, suck that shit up man!"
Sloober-goober by larryarms December 14, 2006

sloober doober

Someone who can be annoying and a snitch
She is being a real sloober doober
sloober doober by Anajhdbdnssnn November 12, 2023

slobber chopper

A buck toothed bastard who has an offensive face, over populated by tombstone sized teeth and a goofy twat laugh. They are never short of having a ill informed bigoted opinion or a supply of irritating goofy laughs, often accompanied by spindles of repulsive saliva ....
God I hate that stupid slobber chopper bitch, I would like to smash her face in with a golf club. Again, I really should not have married her !
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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