Sketchial Needs

Sketchial Needs people are in everyones life, whether it be the ones wandering your school, inhabiting the local Tim Horton's for hours upon hours or in the mall doing something questionable.

Sketchial Needs is where they are NOT special needs, but just weird and sketchy, and do weird things that make you stop and think for a moment "maybe they ARE special needs". They lack any fashion sense. All ability to be cool, despite their fervent efforts and make fools out of themselves constantly. However there is no excuse for such a personality because they are completely able to fix themselves and become awesome.

The totally ballin Tim Horton's worker Tyler leans against the counter as someone with Sketchial Needs walks in.

"Oh great, heres Mrs. Sketchial Needs again" he says to Brittany.
She replies " ugh shes going to pretend to talk on her cellphone and write with 2 pens again!!"

by A Timmies Hoe April 5, 2010

Sketchability

The intentional and purposeful possession of the ability and knowledge to contain and display sketchiness in a correct and/or successful manner.

Person 1-" The O.G.'s from the hood taught me how to be smart when conducting illegal activities"

Person 2- " So you got dat sketchability".

by Rader6900 November 14, 2010

sketchalicious

something that is both sketchy yet somehow appealling.

E.g. a shady looking guy that's still kinda sexy. Or a bar that's a little grungy but you want to go in anyways...

"that drug dealer is a little shady."
"yeah but oddly sexy."
"he's kinda sketchalicious!"

by oiseausarah December 3, 2010

Sketch-Wagon

n. A suspicious automobile, often a police car. The word "sketch-wagon" is most often used by people participating in illegal activities, such as speeding or running a red light, and is mostly associated with smoking marijuana.

(Can also referred to as "Sketch-Mobile.")

Michael ran a red light and thought he'd gotten away with it, when a sketch-wagon appeared out of nowhere and pulled him over.

by ihasabike December 16, 2010

Sketch Master Mickey Mike

A) A person or situation in which the intentions are not thorough or are lacking detail, usually to the point where feelings of upmost discomfort and anxiety are the norm for all who surround the culprit. Sketch Master Mickey Mike is usually referenced when one wants to leave a situation permanently and never return again for fear of a mugging, raping, death, or combination of all three.

B) Someone who is shady or shifty, more so than most. Picture a trench coat.

C) The master of sketchy.

(Note that the culprit doesn't have to be named Mike.)

Dude, remember that guy who tried to sell us tweak on the corner after he asked for directions to the abortion clinic? He was Sketch Master Mickey Mike.

by MagicallLobster December 12, 2011

Sketchaquarium

An aquarium that has questionable qualities, such as a poor variety of exhibits, a subpar gift store, or multiple fish floating upside down in an uncleaned tank.

"This guy took me to some sketchaquarium on our first date..they didn't even have seahorses.

by CBunny2 January 27, 2012

sketch kid

Kids, generally teenagers or young adults ages 14-24, who go to raves every weekend and rely on apple stores to use WiFi. Instead of getting a job or going to school, they walk around downtown areas for hours everyday looking for other sketch kids, as they usually do not have minutes, if they even have a phone. Sketch girls do not own even a single tube of lipstick because they go into Sephora to do their makeup for free. Although sketch kids are generally always broke, they seem to always have money for drugs and alcohol. Also although they have homes they sleep on the second floor of McDonalds.

1.
Guy 1: Those are total sketch kids
Guy 2: Who? The kids wearing kandi and taking selfies on the computers in Apple?
Guy 1: Oh them too, I meant the ones sleeping in McDonalds.

by creaktumblr November 4, 2014