Leaky Clam Shuffle

When you cum in your girl and she has to squeeze her legs together and shuffle to the bathroom quickly so she won't leak everywhere.

My roommate just had sex and I saw her run out of her room doing the Leaky Clam Shuffle to the bathroom.

by Zemanator June 17, 2016

shaffstalled

The state of drunken stupor in which a person becomes little more than a blundering menace to society.

"I wish I could still look my peers in the eye, but after getting shaffstalled and leaving a wake of destruction everywhere I went last night, I don't think I'll be able to for a while."

by mayab October 10, 2009

5 Knuckle Shuffle

to perform the act of masturbation ie a wank

after watching 'zoey 101', mike went into the bathroom for a quick 5 knuckle shuffle

by big bobs basterd beans December 28, 2005

skyrim shuffle

The national dance of Skyrim

Learning the Skyrim shuffle:
1. Take a step back
2. Now to the right
3. To the right
4. And to the left

5. To the left
6. Now twirl honey
7. Twirl

8. Twirl honey
9. Twirl

by bob todd October 20, 2015

Greyhound Shuffle

When you receive a Blowjob from your cousin and don't feel too bad about it!

Chris got a greyhound shuffle last weekend!

Niamh k gives greyhound shuffles!

by Bolixy boo June 8, 2014

thorazine shuffle

The slow, slow, shuffling forward, usually while wearing slippers and a hospital gown, of a mental patient who has been rendered nearly catatonic by the tranquilizer thorazine

Willie did the thorazine shuffle down the hallway to his room

by Woody Thomas December 9, 2008

ghetto shuffle

That sound when lazy ass hood rats who wear their house shoes everywhere can't be bothered to pick up their feet when they walk.

Damn girl, pick up yo' feet. The sound of your ghetto shuffle makes me want to stab you in the face.

by Gogo_Broadzilla January 27, 2017