shwipe

a shafer swipe

person 1: can you swipe me into shafer?

person 2: wtf do i look, a person who will shwipe anyone?

person 1: but im kanye west

person 2: go fuck yourself

person 1: Now I ain't sayin' she a gold digger (When I'm in Need)
But she ain't messin' with no broke niggas
(She gives me money)
Now I ain't sayin' she a gold digger (When I'm in need)
But she ain't messin' with no broke niggas
Get down girl go head get down (I gotta leave)
Get down girl go head get down (I gotta leave)
Get down girl go head get down (I gotta leave)
Get down girl gone head

by Steve D'Loosa May 3, 2009

Shizercof

Shizercof Is German for Shithead

Shut the fuck up shizercof

by taylor james April 18, 2005

shizerkopf

A Nazi-Arse word for "Shit-Head"

Yo, yo hommie, that guy is a shizerkopf

by Michael Wesley May 30, 2005

shize

To be selfish, or hoard things for yourself.

You're a shizer, give me some of that food.

by blal October 12, 2008

Shize sandwich

A sandwich mainly comprised of human feces or shit that gay men tend to snack on during intense sexual intercourse with other men when in times of high frequency pleasure.

Bob and I had two delicious shize sandwiches for a midmorning snack the other day, although they are high in calories, they pretty darn irresistible.

by Dwight D. Shizenhower October 8, 2009

shwizzle

To have sex with someone who your friend is after, before they get a chance to

He shwizzled your girl.

by AstoriaWarrior August 3, 2009

Shizen

It's a drink

It was made from a lot of random stoof and tasted good. Unless with milk...

It was thrown at cannon for no particular reason... well there was thought to have been a reason, but it was later established that it was without reason

"Dude make me a Shizen"
"Sure thing, Bitchman"

-Cannon sits there silently-
"WHAT??!!" *Charelle throws drink at him*

"Dude, what happened to this Shizen??"
"Shit, I put milk in it, shouldn't have done that! Is it crap?"
"Oh yes, it's crap."

by Bleh November 5, 2004