steined

a general term used to define, in a work environment, the act of your superior or owner of a company verbally abusing a person or team for a mistake or *perceived mistake*. Sometimes confused with the act of 'getting schadomized'.

The client fired us so I got called into the big office and was steined for my mistakes. or The boss yelled at me today and reminded me over and over how poor of an employee I am, I got steined like never before.

by Not R&R July 18, 2006

Horse Shoeing

Similar to playing regular horse shoes except the bar is a mans erect penis.

Man 1 "Ah my dick hurts man" Man 2 "Why? what happened?" Man 1 "Me and Jessica were horse shoeing last night and let's just say she's good at it"

by Dildo McPoopenstein November 29, 2011

Ben Steiner

To wipe your ass with money and stick it on the girls face during intense sexual intercourse

When she asked for her money I gaver her a Ben Steiner!

by Oliver D. August 31, 2006

Steinbrenner

1) A buyer and seller of baseball's biggest prostitutes (e.g. Alex Rodriguez, Jason Giambi).

2) A buyer of World Series rings

3) A geriatric fucktard.

See: fucktard

Steinbrenner is evil, and he must be destroyed

by cezero June 2, 2004

steino

a wino who drinks his wine from a cup (stein in earlier times) but now usually styrofoam.

Never invite a steino to a classy party.

by WebLadyKim February 19, 2009

Steinhoff

German for badass

Chuck Norris is a real Steinhoff.

by Bad JW March 13, 2014

Bride of Clamp-N-Stein

Equipment needed:

1. Girl
2. Jumper cables
3. Bucket of ice cubes
4. Boots
5. Proper safety knowledge

Chain your "freak on a leash" (a willing "Bride", of course) to a steel pole . . . arms bound above her head . . . completely buck-naked.

Ice down her nipples (nipple rings "perferred") with ice cubes until their erect like icicles.

Showtime . . . clamp one end of the jumper cables to a car battery and the other end to her nipples. Make sure you are wearing boots with the proper insulation.

To ensure she is receiving the proper "charge" . . . spark her ass-nition with your power rod . . .

and Enjoy ! ! !

One night I was working late in my auto garage when a barbie doll walked in needing a "jump" . . . suffice to say I gave her the "Bride of Clamp-N-Stein".

by Delmarva Inbreeds July 26, 2009