Screen Time is a word used to describe what parents try to fucking end all teenager's enjoyments because adults are dumbasses. Often used by parents to annoy the hell out of kids and fear monger any potential harm to their kids ("hurts
their eyes" "make them violent and cause school shootings" "make their brains rot out") and other shitty fake news.
their eyes" "make them violent and cause school shootings" "make their brains rot out") and other shitty fake news.
Mom: "Jimmy, get off your Xbox! And what ever that stupid game is about the wild west! Your two seconds of Screen Time is up!"
Jimmy: "Fuck you Mom! You're a fear- mongering soccer mom bitch!"
Jimmy: "Fuck you Mom! You're a fear- mongering soccer mom bitch!"
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A variation on the concept of real estate, screen estate is the total display area of the monitor(s) connected to a computer, and a subject of bragging rights for computer geeks. Like with real estate, the more/bigger, the better: computer geeks agree that you can never have too much screen estate.
by nexxo September 2, 2013
Get the screen estate mug.1) Its a term that means reading a message and choosing to ignore it or pretend you havent read it.
2) Seeing someone's caller ID on your phone "screen" and then you deliberately let it ring out.
3) A common form of underhanded cheering of video gamers to give them a tactical upper hand by spying / looking at another payers screen (most usually on split screen games) - is often also referd to as screen-spying.
It is mostly unforgivable on 1st person shooters #TC
2) Seeing someone's caller ID on your phone "screen" and then you deliberately let it ring out.
3) A common form of underhanded cheering of video gamers to give them a tactical upper hand by spying / looking at another payers screen (most usually on split screen games) - is often also referd to as screen-spying.
It is mostly unforgivable on 1st person shooters #TC
I went on a date with a banging bird last night, but now shes screening me!
Bro!... Stop sreening me or I'll punch you in the nuts.
Bro!... Stop sreening me or I'll punch you in the nuts.
by Sygnette May 26, 2018
Get the Screening mug.Using another speeding car to mask your speeding, thereby avoiding radar detection. A speed screen can be executed by falling in behind another speeding car on the freeway while driving only slightly slower than them. The idea is that the potential highway patrol officer, a mile up the road, will tag his/her car first with his radar gun, allowing you enough time to slow down and slip by unnoticed.
A speed screen expert will also be observant of the leading car's braking habits. If he/she randomly hits their brakes, it's likely that they've spotted an officer up the road. Their brake lights act as a potential police warning system.
The ideal speed screen is one in which you are sandwiched between two speeding cars, one in front, one in back. The rear car will screen you from flanking police cruisers.
A speed screen expert will also be observant of the leading car's braking habits. If he/she randomly hits their brakes, it's likely that they've spotted an officer up the road. Their brake lights act as a potential police warning system.
The ideal speed screen is one in which you are sandwiched between two speeding cars, one in front, one in back. The rear car will screen you from flanking police cruisers.
Example 1:
Wife: Can you drive faster, we're late.
Husband: I don't want to get a ticket.
Wife: Just use a speed screen you pussy.
Example 2:
Driver: Dude, this guy coming up behind me is flying.
Passenger: That's a perfect speed screen, get behind him and step on it.
Wife: Can you drive faster, we're late.
Husband: I don't want to get a ticket.
Wife: Just use a speed screen you pussy.
Example 2:
Driver: Dude, this guy coming up behind me is flying.
Passenger: That's a perfect speed screen, get behind him and step on it.
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