Shrapnel

I invented a new shart. Upon lowering yourself towards the toilet, a bit comes out and hits the seat. As you've already committed to gravity you can'd but help sit right on it and finish the deed. You only get hit by a piece not the whole load so I call it the shrapnel.

Damn this diarrhea, I just got hit by shrapnel.

by orangecube January 3, 2019

Shrapnel

Cocaine; especially a line that has been insufficiently chopped and contains large chunks.

Dude, that was some shrapnel.

That's what happens when you try and chop a line with your library card.

by Shuaman July 5, 2019

Shrapnel

Rides a huffy with flat tires, no helmet and a massive mullet

Look at that bloke over there! What a shrapnel

by tgdygvsjhcgzvjcygdv February 17, 2022

Shrapnel piece

A foolish person who needs to shush 🤫

Nathan Richardson is a shrapnel piece.

by Lanagan420shush April 6, 2022

ShrapnelSauce

Not fun

Mark: I don't want any ShrapnelSauce

by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 23, 2023

Party shrapnel

The direct result of a long nights worth of partying. The remains include beer cans, beer bottles, cups, broken furniture and glass, as well as dirty counters and floors.

Brandons house had been destroyed by the amount of party shrapnel left over from the night before.

The Las Vegas strip was covered with six inches of party shrapnel after New Years Eve.

by stonebalone January 8, 2010

Ikea Shrapnel

A large collection of tiny hex wrenches left over from Ikea furniture or other self-assembly products.

I had to clean out the Ikea shrapnel from my toolbox.

by techerder September 7, 2013