Nova Scotia

Greatest & most beautiful province in Canada. No people, we all had to go to Boston to find work, but the most breath-taking scenery in the world. Too bad we're continually screwed over by a**hole politicians in Ottawa, and powerful interests in western Canada who sh*t on us. Nova Scotia (and NB & PEI) are even more isolated from the rest of Canada by those crying limp-wristed pussy frogs in Queerbec who won't stop whining, so pretty soon we'll have to join the U.S. and become the 7th New England state. They do more for us than the rest of Canada anyway. Hell, we're already part of Red Sox Nation. We'll NEVER be fans of the Blow-Jays or the not so dearly departed Expos. Nova Scotia rocks, the rest of Canada can kiss our asses.

How can you tell the difference between someone from Nova Scotia and someone from Quebec?

The person from NS will wave and say "Hello". The person from Quebec will flip you off and say something rude in french, but then run away in terror like the pussies they are if you confront them.

by Little Jack Horny February 14, 2005

Shitigator

A person who uses court and legal terms when arguing a bullshit idea or arguement. Often making up facts to prove they are right. When in fact they and their arguement is complete and total BS.

I was watching coverage of the president last night and finally realized Rush Limbaugh is such a shitigator.

by John Benefield March 5, 2009

shatika

the coolest thing you can ever be.

Boy:Look at that Girl! She is so cool!!
Boy 2: Yea shes a Shatika.

by heatinthemoment January 19, 2011

shitij

The definition of ideal boy. He is caring and extremely loving. A person you go to when you need a helping hand and the one you can share your joys with. When Shitij enters a room ,the energy of room shifts and everything becomes brighter and happier. Shitij are hard to miss when you see one because they grab your attention with their presence.

Person 1:Why everything is suddenly brighter?
Person 2: because Shitij has entered the room.

by Iamthetwo November 21, 2020

shitiditus

disease shitting everyday for a week ucontrollably...
usually painless

"dood i cant go to the concert i got shitiditus after tapping my gf"

by xmastermattx May 1, 2008

Shitillionaire

A person who -- recession or not -- manages to have a shit-ton of money.

"I'd drop out of Harvard too if I knew I could be a shitillionaire like Bill Gates."

by mariokartracer March 18, 2009

Shitinist

One who defecates in abundance.

...dis mark da fif time I try ta use da damn crappa, never damn time I go in there, Jamal be sittin' on the shitter. He da shitinist ma fucker I ever seen.

by Boph Yall January 17, 2011