shoes

a shoes is typically a female who fits the stereotypical valley-sorority-girly-girl... who loves fashion, boys, jewlery, and of course, shoes. Shoes' are pretty ditzy, but they are outgoing, honest and fun. Their conversations are typically about trips to the mall, and the boys and shoes they find there. Shoes' are princess' and should be treated as such... so go find you're favorite shoes and buy her a milkshake, I promise she will love you forever.

**at a resturant sipping on tea**

Melinda- "I ordered sweet ICED tea... not sweet luke-warm tea!"
Max- "You're such a freaking shoes!"

by Hott Donna September 27, 2006

^~shoe~^

Humorous way to show disrespect--"throwing a shoe" at someone through texting

Used in texting usually...in reference to the Iraqi journalist throwing his shoes at President Bush in Dec. 2008.

In response to a "UR Sofa King We Todd Did" text, send back the thrown shoe -- ^~shoe~^

by AAAAmanda December 17, 2008

Shoes

Non descript code word for pills ie oxy, viciden, percacete, pretty much any prescription drug.

Hey man are you going to the shoe store?

Ya I'm headed that way.

get me two pair, I need two pair.

Hey man you got and shoes?

What's wrong with tyler? I think he's on shoes again.

by Tatertot88603 March 20, 2013

shoes

What you don't need.

Father: "Put your shoes on, we'll be walking on nails."
Child: "Do you want to torture me?"

by Drummer Girl June 11, 2009

shoes

slang term used for marijuana by paranoid white kids.

"Hey man, you got any shoes/can I borrow some shoes?"
"Yeah, I've been walking all day man."

<Thanks to my friend for being paranoid>

by Who_leo August 24, 2008

fufu in the shoe shoes

the act of a man who cums in someones shoes and the owner of the shoes then put the shoes on without knowing

person 1: " why are my shoes warm yet wet? "

person 2: " oh yea i forgot to tell you i went fufu in the shoe shoes... "

person 1: " god dammit timmy "

by kickasskingsXD69 October 22, 2014

Shoeing

the act of pelting someone with one's footware (shoe)

shoeing became popular after that famous Iraqi reporter tried to pelt George W. Bush with his shoe

by extreme133 March 24, 2011