shlump

shit lumps

omg shlump got in my face when i was plumbing

by Sav Bev February 23, 2023

Plumped Shlump

To be in a state and or feeling of
"being empty inside, and void, yet also feeling full an immobile. But most of all, comfortable, and cozy."

Calvin: Aye, Buddy! I'm feeling really "Plumped Shlump" right now.

Carl: I'm Plumped... and I'm {Shlumped}.

Jennifer: I'm Plump Shlumpin' right now.

by VirginLoser69 June 23, 2020

Plump Shlumpin

To be in a state of Plumped Shlump

Carlos: I'm straight Plump Shlumpin right now.

Kaitlin: I just binged an entire season of The Office on Netflix, I'm super Plump Shlumpin right now.

Kayden: Look at that guy, he's straight Plump Shlumpin

by VirginLoser69 June 23, 2020

Nin Shlumped

When you feel like some ass and juh wanna feel good again

Goddamn, I feel Nin Shlumped, I juh wanna cry

by shlumpmastaa September 8, 2021

Shumpy

A sweatshirt which lacks a hood. (non zip up)

She looked disgusting while wearing that old shumpy.

by Shumpy876345 September 25, 2009

shlumpkin

When a girl performs fellatio while dropping the kids off at the pool.

Stacy's boyfriend had to light a match after she gave him a shlumpkin

by JenThe80'sFan July 20, 2004

Shlump stream

The stream of piss aimed at a shlump trying to blast it into the toilet water. Every guy does it! It makes going to the toilet more fun!

"I destroyed that big shlump in there with my shlump stream!"

by Peter Adams January 7, 2004