shlonky tong

PENIS! (use only for those who are hung like mules)

Wow! That guy's shlonky tong is nine inches long, only two inches shorter than mine.

by BoofMasterQuan May 23, 2003

shlouta

A slutty mcslut slut.

''Did you hear about Rebecca and Jared last night? She was with Brad the night before. I heard she was with Jason and chad on Tuesday. Johnny and Lance said they hit on Monday after 1st period. And Gary said he was with her all through lunch today. Ugh she's such a shlouta'

by MasterRoaster.org November 29, 2016

Shlonked

A definition of how hard you hit your head

I shlonked my head on the car trunk because I didn’t see how low it was

by Gay ham sandwich March 3, 2019

Shlonk

I’m thinking about it, “I’m shlonking this”. It can even mean, “please shut up I can’t think straight.” Instead you could simply say “shlonk”. To tell that person in an unkind way to shut their mouths. You can really use the word for anything. It’s universal.

“That’s a nice shlonk you got there”. (The shlonk literally could be any object)

by FigmentationImagnination May 14, 2021

Shloak

Poop

Guys, I need to take a shloak!

by Sjsowl... Spel November 23, 2021

Shlok

(also shloked, shloking) The act of getting completely shit-faced or working towards that.

I got so shloked after 12 beers.
Hey, you need to stop. You're shloking it up.

by The Quick Quaker September 7, 2013

Shloak

Feminist

Hey Shloak what do you think of that movie?
It's great! It change my mindset. Now I am a feminist.

by Shloak September 18, 2017