Encyclopedia Shittanica

1: one who is full of both useful but mostly useless knowledge, often categorized by movie, tv show, sports team, hobby, channel, but rarely books.

Me: "I don't know where this date is going, but it has a Seinfeld feel to it. I'd know how bad this could end if I could just remember the episode."

Waiter: "Call Wokerface. He's an Encyclopedia Shittanica. If he doesn't know, your smartphone might."

by Packattackisbackjack12 April 15, 2011

shitcuntitis

Disease is commonly found in males & females between the ages of 15 through 25. Similar to the common 'asshole' sufferers of Shitcuntitis diminish the life expectancy of all around them by their unpleasant personality. Unfortunately there is no known cure to this disease.

The disease has been recently popularized in the beginning of 2011 by sufferer Ben, and previously by the entire cast of Jersey Shore, although appearing to hold a deep running hatred for sufferers of Shitcuntitis Ben is yet to discover that he actually has the worst known case of this debilitating disease to date, and will continue to become more of a shitcunt as the years go on. We can only pray he overcomes this disease. Our prayers are with you Ben, we can only hope you can pull your head out your ass before the disease well and truly takes over.

by .abigoldfuckyou. April 13, 2011

shitang

the art of anal intercourse; sometimes refered to as booty bumpin

i was shitang up in that hizho.

by shitangod August 22, 2008

shitland

A terrible place to be in; somewhere you wouldn't want to live.

I would love to leave this shitland of a country but I'm not moving away from my family.

by am49 August 6, 2014

shitcack

Shitcack is the filth around a young man name Dirty David Dawbany and his retarded brother Dribbles Dawbany's mouths after eating dog shit to show people their "free chocolate" trick. It also discribes their mother Fat Old Dawbany's sexual desires.

Fat Old Dawbany: "Cover me in shitcack, bigboy"
Drbbles Dawbany: "uuuggghhh blugghhh shitcack gluuuughh"
Dirty David Dawbany: "OI WATCH MY CHOCOLATE TRICK!!! MMMMM SHITCACK!!"

by shittypoopie May 13, 2004

Shitcannery

Up to no good; cloak and dagger; stupidity displayed with a hint of shenanigan

The shitcannery was lessened with the departure of the teenagers from the house.

by Drunkmom May 17, 2018

shitcone

The area of potential projection of faeces originating from the point of exit (anus) encapsulating all possible directions in which fecal matter may be found after defecation.

Timmys shitcone failed to reside entirely inside the basin.

by dukerattlehead March 11, 2008