shellshock

From the epic conker matches of your childhood. The tear-jearking moment when your (one hundred and eightier) conker loses a part of its shell after a well aimed blow from your opponent.

Usually a sure fire precurssor for a conker match defeat.

"OOOHHH! He's just got a shellshock! he's lost it"

by Myxomatosis August 30, 2005

selfish

Thank you, anti-yankee, for yet another tasteless diatribe on why everyone in the United States is evil because the American GOVERNMENT is a bunch of selfish wankers. I'm surprised that you failed to mention that the money that Bush pledged comes from the EXISTING U.S. budget for foreign aid, not an additional sum to add onto the whole.

Yes, I'm an American and I knew that. You can stop staring, it's rude.

The problem with you good people of Europe is your overwhelming impulse to condescend to everyone from the U.S. that you can get your hands on, so you can launch into another diatribe about how us, the many, are evil because of the actions of our government, the few. It gets really irritating after a while, not to mention how you operate on the assumption that we don't already KNOW any of this.

In other words: piss off, you bloody wanker.

Frenchwoman: Hey, American, why are you taxing my beef unfairly?
Yank #1: You mean me, or just my government? Because I don't remember ever having signed a tariff on French agricultual products that I happen to disagree with.
Frenchwoman: ...never mind.

Dutchman: You Americans, you're all such puritans!
Yank#2: Are we ALL puritans? I mean, how can you call me a puritan while I'm smoking a joint in an Amsterdam strip club.
Dutchman: Uhhh...

Brit: You Americans are all so selfish! Why did you give so little aid after the tsunami last December?
Yank #3: Are we truly ALL selfish? Because I just mailed a check to Oxfam, in addition to another I gave to Doctors Without Borders last week, and the one to the Red Cross on December 27.
Brit: ...okay, fine. Not ALL Americans are like that.

by Anti anti-Yankee April 21, 2005

shellfished

Invented by British gamer Scikar, shellfished is a derivative of prawned, which is a derivative of pwned, itself derivative of owned.

<Gamer #1> :( My sister just stole my laptop
<Gamer #2> Rofl, unlucky
<Gamer #3> shellfished

Replace the word "shellfished" with "owned" and you'll understand where it comes from.

by Xiathorn^ December 30, 2005

selfishrings

always doing giveaways, problematic, always getting noticed by his faves, #1 bang bang stan, madison beer’s best friend

Did you hear selfishrings was doing another giveaway?

by john091 October 9, 2020

selfish sexual

It doesn't matter the race, creed, orientation, or gender of the other person, as long as I get off.

Nick's such a selfish sexual, he didn't know the guys name this morning, or the girls name last night.

by Hotsouce November 10, 2018

shellcist

Being someone who despises the shells in Mario Kart 7. (Especially the red ones)

"Dang hating on shells, you're so Shellcist!"

by Ara :3 September 30, 2021

Shellfie

When you hit yourself with your own green shell in Mariokart

Person 1: Dang it, I hit myself with my own green shell
Person 2: Hah! Shellfie!

by Addisoff August 27, 2020