shlock

Insult for a person who shows a lack of concern for problems.

People who consider themselves 'mature' have often discarded solutions to problems to make way for their mental comfort. Mature people are therefore shlocks. The antonym for shlock is thinker. A thinker is a far higher level of being than a lowly (albeit rich and influential) shlock. Thinkers care about intelligence and compassion whereas shlocks do not. Thinkers are advised to isolate themselves away from shlocks for the welfare of future generations, no matter how few their numbers and how lonely the isolation. Turning to the comfort of maturity is weak failure when perfection is nowhere near half way reached.

He doesn't care about the desperate at all, that fucking shlock!

by paulnicholson August 10, 2008

schlock

An unsophisticated guy that does something like walk out of his house barefoot while eating a sandwich to get his mail. Will spoil your view. Has a cocky attitude and thinks all women love him when the reality is women are just tolerating him.

Damn, look at that schlock eating his sandwich. What a slob!

by Sugarmomma November 7, 2006

schlock

annoying old people who think the world owes them so they do increadably annoying things like smoke two packs a day in the apt. next door without opening a window because they can't remember how to open a window or are cold when it's 90 degree's outside or just plain ole don't give a shit if scummy ass tobacco smoke grosses you out and makes your nose hurt

that brain dead old fart smells like schlock when's he gonna burn down the complex soon I hope so i can get out of this lease and move far away from it's schlock

by Robinrobby August 21, 2007

shlocked

the act of slapping someone in the face with a cock

She wouldn't shut up so i shlocked her right across the cheek.

by snownook September 27, 2006

schlock

a hybrid sock b with a rubber bottom similar to a slipper

"I went to the hospital and they took my shoes! I had to wear schlocks

by sickness of deep thinking October 16, 2016

Shylock Holmes

Pseudonym of a blogger of undisclosed identity who sounds off about various matters -- economic, political, social, sexual -- at the blog "The Adventures of Shylock Holmes." The dude (definitely male) sounds educated, a bit smart-alecky, conservative with a heart (sometimes). Not American -- his spelling is weird. Prolly a rich kid waitin to make a name for himself.

Yo Shylock Holmes, who's yo daddy?

by Loquation May 27, 2011

schlock

To overcharged a customer.

Did you schlock that szboon? He needed to be schlocked.

by Brad Lindon April 18, 2005