Seltzerberg

Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer, better known as the directors who have created such cinematic abominations as Meet the Spartans, Disaster Movie, and Vampires Suck.

The latest Seltzerberg production was widely panned by critics yet made $15 million in its first week.

by He of One Letter August 6, 2010

Shitzkrieg

When several annoying/inconvenient/terrible/shitty things happen to you at the same time. Like a blitzkrieg applied to modern day threats.

Oh god, this teacher gave me a shitzkrieg of homework! I have this 50 page paper due tomorrow!

by shlin August 17, 2009

Booty Seizure

When a woman (or feminine man) girates there gluteus maximus in such a way that resembles a person having a seizure standing upright. At first glance it seems to be a pretty sexy dance move, but upon closer inspection the individual looks quite uncomfortable like they're vigorously shaking an extremely clingy shitlock off of of they assbeard.

A: Hey Secretia. Check out that crazy bootch havin a fit on the dance flo.
B: Damn Laqueefa! That bitch might really be sick or some shit.
A: Nah, she just be havin a massive booty seizure!

C: Michaella are you up for a brief jaunt down to the local disco, I feel a booty seizure coming on.
D: Why yes Bruce, but you must not forget to bring your dance helmet in case you go full on seize and land flat on your perfect little Shnoz.
C:(Poot)

by Dr. Rockwell March 20, 2010

Seize the Z's

A way to tell a friend to get some sleep, as opposed to "Carpe Diem"; a send-off to an underslept buddy, can also be substituted with "Carpe Z-em"

Bro 1: "man, i've gotten like 5 hours of sleep all week..."

Bro 2: "what the hell are you still doing awake man?? SEIZE THE Z'S!!!"

Bro 1: "wtf!?"

by Hotora May 24, 2010

Seizure Icon

An icon used on forums or websites, usually 100x100, that features rapidly flashing images. Often this is the same image with different coloured backgrounds or different tints to the image.

I hate that person, so I used my seizure icon to be annoying.

by kcocylkraps August 11, 2010

Shitzu

A motorcycle in GTA V that only shits in Japan

I saw Shitzu shiting.

by Gta v August 12, 2016

seitagram

an amazing kpop tiktoker you may also know him as @cherry.sooya or @starlight.sei he posts a lot but usually deletes them 5-10 minutes later also a big dahyun enthusiast!

1. Have you seen @seitagrams new post?! Yes!he is so funny!
2. wow @seitagram on tiktok is so nice!

by viseul December 25, 2020