to segev

To instantly turn something funny/cool to annoying.

Guy 1:"Hey Segev what is your first name?"
Segev:"it's Segev SSSEGEV"
Guy 1:"thanks for segeving this.."
Segev:"thanks i like to segev funny things"

by littlePants71 May 17, 2018

Segan

A really nice person, one who is nice and kind to others.

"Thanks for helping me out! You're such a segan!"

by sweetiepieee390 November 3, 2010

Dirty selena

The action of taking ones finger and sticking it in a pot of jam, then proceeding to stick it in a guys ass in the hopes that milking his prostate with said finger will make his ejaculate taste sweeter than usual

Gurl, I did a dirty Selena last night, it really made a difference to the taste

by Michiefor October 21, 2020

Selena

Selena is a girl who is shy in the beginning but when u know her like I do girllllll she is very beautiful and I never say Selena I don't like u she is like a sister to me but sometimes we get in arguments but we still love other that's why I love her and I'm hoping u will love her to.

Selena a shy girl.

by Iliyah January 10, 2019

seen off

To defeat an opponent; to stop someone or something and send them away; to stop someone from causing {further} harm.

The kids were damaging the lawn in a pickup football game and were seen off by an angry caretaker.

by talk2me-JCH2 August 20, 2023

Bob Seger Island

Theoretical island where all crappy musicians and all traces of their music go to never be heard from again. Because of the craptastic nature of the music, it is never missed.

Bryan Adams sucks. He belongs on Bob Seger Island.

by 6doublefive321 February 4, 2009

Selena Mae Carmona

the bestest person in the whole wide world and funniest and cutest and lovely and has a boyfriend thats loves her to death do her part and would literally give her the world because she is truly amazing in her own way and the most adorable ever and her boyfriend would love to marry her and spend the rest of time with her.

selena mae carmona the bae

by a_secert_admirer February 23, 2021