Sham WH Press Secretary

The White House Press Corps’ nickname for the newest Trump WH mouthpiece, Stephanie Grisham, because she doesn’t actually “do” press conferences and she seriously overuses the word “sham.”

“These vile sham impeachment procedures fueled by rabid commie Democrats will eventually be exposed,” seethed the Sham WH Press Secretary in a recently issued written statement.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 9, 2019

Give Me Your Social Security Number

Put your digits in the comments.

Nah just kidding GMYSSN is just a classic internet joke that's sometimes not a joke

Youtuber(Seemingly Joking): Give Me Your Social Security Number
Comments: 123456789
Youtuber(Ded Serious): The REAL ones >:
Comments(Crying): #########

by TNWii.Erlyacss November 3, 2020

Secret Lovers

2 people who are having intimate relations but keeping it out of the eye of the public. Your secret lover is the person you are having relations with but not letting your friends find out about.

ex: Until discovered Monica and Bill Clinton were secret lovers.

by KF22 March 18, 2011

seritful

Used to decribe the mood somebody is in after all there "friends" turn against them and pay someone to anally abuse them for a whole year.

Liam is looking pretty seritful after that session with ollie.

by Chris "the daddy" Parr January 1, 2005

Homeland Security

A federal agency established after 9/11/2001 to carry on the work of the terrorists. They help us fear nature by taking over FEMA and diverting funds that would have been spent on hurricane relief to equip meter maids with assault rifles. Constant reminders to "report suspicious behavior" to the police have made us fear each other and criminalized social anxiety disorder. Thanks to their fine efforts, being too shy to ask a girl for sex is now as likely to get you investigated as asking a girl for sex.

If you want to know why you feel insecure blame Homeland Security.

by Len Bakerloo June 16, 2018

Secret Crush

A secret crush is someone you only meet once but they make such an impression that you never forget about them. Eventually, you develop a crush on the idea of them and long for the relationship you imagine in your head.

Originally coined on the show How I Met Your Mother in the episode "Hopeless."

Robin: “Oh, my god! My secret crush is here!”

Lily: “Mila Kunis?!”

Robin: “No, MY secret crush. We met a few years ago. . . . I had to leave before we finished talking so that was it. You know, ever since then, I’ve always… Oh, my god, he’s coming over!“

by IceCreamShopRomance February 15, 2012

cowboy's secretary

when the girl is riding you, your phone rings, and she picks the phone up and answers it without getting off or taking it out.

last night when you called and my girlfriend answered, we were actually doing the cowboy's secretary.

by The Cowboy with The Secretary April 25, 2011