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chopped and screwed

I asked that gurl out and she chopped and screwed me, she chopped and screwed me
by Sheeda(: December 17, 2008
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Get Chopped and Screwed

Dude 1: Yo dog, you wanna go see Across the Universe?
Dude 2: Only if we get chopped and screwed before.
by rawazznig December 28, 2007
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Screwed Blued and Tattooed

This phrase actually comes from the tanning industry. The order of operation was to kill the animal with a bolt gun (screwing it) then to blue the hide (blued) and then to tattoo a quality mark on the hide (tattoo).
If you are screwed, blued, and tattooed, it means that you're fucked.

Screwed Blued and Tattooed
by Newbie0 March 27, 2010
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screwed up

Some one who is messed up or deformed.

Someone who is stupid or ugly.

Someone who is screwed or in a screwed up situation.

Someone who doesn't make sense
That dude over there is one screwed up ugly retard.

You are so screwed up.
by Jonathan Hoffman October 12, 2002
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screwed

Sex

Something Gone Wrong

In england it can be said as in giving a dirty look
I screwed her last night

Awww man we're totally screwed

Why you screwing me for?
by 3da aka Dejavu June 4, 2004
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screwed

n. basicly Fucked.
v. "same as obove"
"Oh yeah, He's screwed..."
by CS December 24, 2002
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we're screwed

This is a term stating that a group of people are f****d up to the max.
Crip, we're screwed.
by I am Generic March 6, 2017
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