An emergency poop that hits you like a freight train. There is barely any time to react. Find the nearest bush and grab hold of something, there are no brakes on this sweaty, over-capacity, runaway bus.
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"Ken, I know it's early but I think that's the postman knocking on the front door with my parcel. Would you get out of bed and get it for me? I can't find my underwear again, and the last time I answered the door naked to him, he fell backwards and broke his wrist."
"Sorry Joan, there's no way I can get it. I've got a real cock screamer going on down here and it's showing no signs of calming down. If I open the door I'll take the lad's fucking eye out."
"Sorry Joan, there's no way I can get it. I've got a real cock screamer going on down here and it's showing no signs of calming down. If I open the door I'll take the lad's fucking eye out."
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That voice in your head that shouts suggestions and makes demands of those around you, but it stays inside your head. Nobody ever knows unless you voice it or act on it.
For example, if you are talking to a friend that you are bonded to, love and happen to also be attracted to, the 'Silent Screamer' may show up and start saying s*** you never meant to think.
FRIEND: (saying goodbye after a visit) Good to see you... be safe!
ME: Thank you! Good to see you!
SILENT SCREAMER: KISS ME!!!
ME: (hoping he can't read my thoughts) Bye...
FRIEND: What??
ME: What do you mean what?
FRIEND: You looked different, like you were looking beyond me. Was it something I said?
ME: Oh. It wasn't you. I was responding to the Silent Screamer in my head.
FRIEND: ok...
ME: (smiles, waving goodbye and closing the door suddenly)
FRIEND: (saying goodbye after a visit) Good to see you... be safe!
ME: Thank you! Good to see you!
SILENT SCREAMER: KISS ME!!!
ME: (hoping he can't read my thoughts) Bye...
FRIEND: What??
ME: What do you mean what?
FRIEND: You looked different, like you were looking beyond me. Was it something I said?
ME: Oh. It wasn't you. I was responding to the Silent Screamer in my head.
FRIEND: ok...
ME: (smiles, waving goodbye and closing the door suddenly)
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He stood proudly atop the gently sloping roof of his family home, taking only a brief moment to allow evening air to fill his lungs.
"I love Lainey!"
He let his declaration fill the once quiet neighborhood, his words sailing up and over a single concerned neighbor.
"Another rooftop screamer,' she mumbled to herself through a grimace. "Third one this week," she continued as she hobbled back to her favorite chair to quietly ponder what made this Lainey so special.
"I love Lainey!"
He let his declaration fill the once quiet neighborhood, his words sailing up and over a single concerned neighbor.
"Another rooftop screamer,' she mumbled to herself through a grimace. "Third one this week," she continued as she hobbled back to her favorite chair to quietly ponder what made this Lainey so special.
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