schnorks

A carbonic beverage best served with sliced Spacecow, sworn enemy of Yumblie

No?

by Mars April 23, 2003

shnort

A short person snorting like a little piggy.
The midget is about the same weight and height as a pig.
also the vertically challenged individuals tend to enjoy a nice blueberry waffle in the morning.

a midget walks into a bar and shnorts.
did you hear that shnort.

by shmortsalot March 22, 2009

Hoot Schnoot

buttsex

Let's have some hoot schnoot

by HanJob October 29, 2008

schnorks

An underwater creature!!!

"schnorks is an underwater creature!!!"

by The King of the Internet March 30, 2003

schnorgle

to show affection by nuzzling and snorting on someone's neck. Often used by mothers with their children

Mom! I hate it when you schnorgle me!

by Aidan21 January 26, 2011

Schnarted

It is when you shart yourself but, only....only when a sneeze is the catalyst.

There was some much black pepper in grandma's sauce that I schnarted myself right there at the Christams table!

by master 40 oz. March 18, 2014

Schmort

Schmort - after one has had a few drinks asking for a very nice drop of port to finish the evening

Hi waiter - have you a couple of large glasses of schmort to round offf proceedings

by Steveo (Bubble boy) September 11, 2020