An alcohlic beverage that tastes like candy, goes down smooth, and guarantees you a long night with the great white bowl. But even after you've puked your brains out, your breath will still smell like minty freshness. In short, Schnopps is an ingenious drink that will someday take over the world.
Fuck toothpaste...Brush with SCHNOPPS!!!!
Fuck toothpaste...Brush with SCHNOPPS!!!!
man to woman (who is currently hung over the porcelain god) "what'd you drink?"
"shh..."
"no! what did you drink"
"shhhh...."
"god damnit lisa, tell me what you were drinking"
"schhhhhhhnopps!!!!!!!"
oh schnopps
"shh..."
"no! what did you drink"
"shhhh...."
"god damnit lisa, tell me what you were drinking"
"schhhhhhhnopps!!!!!!!"
oh schnopps
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i had a few drinks with my girl and we went back to my place and she let me do the old sloppy schmoopie.
by peebody March 17, 2008
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A classic phrase combining the words "so" and nope". Used when you are too busy to say so-nope or not wanting to trade away your fantasy basketball team players. Use only if Jewish.
Steve: Hey man, I just picked up Rafer Alston.
Osman: Really, you sucker, will you trade him to me?
Steve: SCHNOPE!!!
Osman: Really, you sucker, will you trade him to me?
Steve: SCHNOPE!!!
by Osman123 March 17, 2008
Get the Schnope mug.verb - 1. the act of 2 men one being circumsized and the other being uncircumsized where they pull the extra foreskin of the uncircumsized penis over the circumsized mans penis and proform masterbation in turns of both penises at that same time.
crude definiton - two gay men stand facing each other and you take their extension cords and plug them together "Huston we have dick sex!"
noun - 2. used as a title of action to explain someone's utter dislike for a situation, or idea.
crude definiton - two gay men stand facing each other and you take their extension cords and plug them together "Huston we have dick sex!"
noun - 2. used as a title of action to explain someone's utter dislike for a situation, or idea.
1. "some gay men like to schnoodle while some prefer butt sex"
2. "dude that is gayer than schnoodling."
2. "dude that is gayer than schnoodling."
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Get the Schnoobies mug.Term of endearment, usually said in the wee hours of the morn, between two best friends. Undeniably adorable.
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