schmeghead 

schmeghead

The masculine form of the word cunt (derogatory), slut, or whore. A skanky, lying, cheating piece of shit."

"He is such a schmeghead, not only did he have a little tiny stinky dick, he used it against all the women that he met, much to their dismay."

"My boyfriend talked about our future married life together, yet the schmeghead lied and fucked everything with a zipper

schmeghead by Bellaferoche August 30, 2014

schmegma cheese 

Fermented deposits of white chunkiness on or under the foreskin of a dirty European wang. These deposits can often resemble in smell that of blue cheese crumbles or Limburger.

She gets a lot of UTI’s because her boyfriend keeps pumping his dirty schmegma cheese infested wang in her day and night.

schmegma cheese by Shamuslovespopsicles December 21, 2018

schmaggered 

To be really drunk

I want to go out and get schmaggered

Nicole is always schmaggered

schmaggered by Monty Kaye May 19, 2004

schmaglette 

The wine cage on champagne bottles

Don't let the schmaglette pop off!

schmaglette by MarisaMorgan October 30, 2007

Schmeater

I word used in rating a monstrous mega schlong ding dong by Mr. Mulch#8605

Nice Schmeater

Schmeater by Skyeetee August 18, 2021

butt schmear 

when a dog scoots it's butt across the floor in order to excrete it's anal glands often leaving a residue of poo in it's wake...

My dog Willis butt schmeared across the floor yesterday and we had to clean up all the shit left behind...it was gross.

butt schmear by beckyboo April 7, 2014

schmeckie

Penis. Americanized variant of Yiddish shmekl, shmekele or schmeckle.

Had the new in-laws over for the Pesach seder; Mom brought out the baby pictures and showed 'em all my schmeckie.

schmeckie by scudder August 9, 2006