schlongmongler

(Noun)

A straight savage. Slightly out of control, but mostly a hard-core beast.

Mike was such a schlongmongler that night in his jeep.... I mean, 4 girls at once?!?

by Jerry1212 May 18, 2016

Schloagine

A schloagine is an admirer of schloaginite's who wield schloa's which are very small swords.

For more details see Schloa and Schloaginite.

The poor man was ridiculed for wielding a schloa. That was before he found Mr. Smith's daughter who has always been quite the schloagine. She understands the schloanic art very well.

by WSama August 22, 2018

schlonkinpook

A word for an extreme drug trip in which the high person is basically a fuckin beanbag.

"Hey, what did you do on the weekend?"
"Yo! I had the fuckin meanest Schlonkinpook! I swear i pissed myself 10 times!

by Groonkl September 14, 2018

SchlongBong

An insult to a person , relevant to a Blowjob dildo, you know , a toy just for sucking dick as it implies smoking on a SchlongBong is like smoking on a Schlong so smoking on a dick and uh, you know the rest.

"Oh shut the fuck up, SchlongBong."

by ibeatmameat August 28, 2019

schlongagangflaung

basically fat coCk makes no sense

he got that Schlongagangflaung ;)

by Schlongagangflaung October 14, 2020

Schlothing

Noun
An abstract object that is neither a Schlong, a Schlaverage, or a Schlort. Anything that is not defined as a penis, while remaining distinctly not anything else.

Alternatively,

Verb
I.... I don't know. I know it's a verb, but the knowledge of what exactly it is unfit for the human mind. Cannot be put into words, can only be understood on a deeper level.

Bro, I wish I had a schlothing instead of a schlong

I hear Dave has a schlothing, that's so cool

by CatholicWaifu November 15, 2021

Schmanging

Boning, fucking, going to pound town

I was schmanging your mom last night

by jbcooter331 December 4, 2021