Schlong

A well hung penis that's sized between a Schlander and a Dong.

P1: "Whoa Betty-Lou, your hands are cold don't touch my schlong."
P2: "Well Harry, you just go on and touch it yourself then!"

by wordwanker September 17, 2018

Schlong

A schlong is a massive veiny hairy monster of a penial object. Keep out of reach of small children

"Bro did you see that horses giant long schlong. its was beautiful"

by Dr. Schlong February 28, 2019

Schlong

Another word for a long penis; but not a pee-pee ..

She wants fortunes schlong after she heard his mixtape.

by 1401 October 18, 2019

Schlong

An infamous hairstyle, also known as a mullet where the hair is cut short in the front and is left long in the back.

That hunky dude over there's hot, if he'd just lose the schlong!

The schlong is a highly practical hair-do as it keeps the hair out of the face, but still has the look of sexy long tresses from behind. It's popular with wrestlers
and women who've shirked the most basic social conventions.

by modoc May 9, 2005

schlong

southeast Michigan slang for marijuana

SEE ALSO: skizzong

blaze that schlong 'til the break of dawn!!

by TREASURE_TROVE June 19, 2008

schlong

1- popular term for a man's well eh youknowwhat

2- to put some manly flavor to it

ad 1 : 'he hasn't showered for days, he MUST have a smelly schlong by now'

ad 2 : 'yeah you know that party started a bit dull, so I schlonged it by buying everybody a beer ! '

by TheDanHipster December 2, 2009

schlong

Shlong is slang for Noodle.

I would really like a steaming bowl of Chicken Schlong Soup, Tasha.

by KiraDawn September 20, 2006