Samoan Mudslide

You start out by shitting on someone's chest, you then sit down on the shit and slide down the person's body. An anal motorboat is optional.

"Hey Brad, I heard you gave Joe the Samoan Mudslide. "

"Yeah, he's never gonna get that shit out of his chest hair. "

by Magik Marker August 22, 2016

Samoan Buttlock

An ancient technique for manipulating buns of bronze steel into an impenetrable barrier.

Why would they go after Hawaiian Brian? They'll never get any penetration with that Samoan Buttlock technique he uses.

by Nero the Literate May 24, 2018

Samoan pancake batter

A term for ejaculent

She splatched her samoan pancske batter ALL OVER THE PLACE after i tongue blasted her fartbox samoan pancake batter

by Fudgedragon2005 May 25, 2018

Samoan massage

Deep tissue by a big ass samoan, or by your sister who don’t give two shits how much you cryin.

ma sista gave me one hell of a “Samoan massage” almost thought it was uncle sa’o.

by Taumaoe April 21, 2023

Samoan nightmare

A sexual act where two males helicopter there penises whilst a third male masturbates in the corner. This usually takes place in a dimly lit room and the males participating commonly where tribal makeup.

Do you wanna come over to mine tonight and preform the samoan nightmare?

by Edwoodyjon May 17, 2022

Wet Samoan

Before or After Sex you piss on a Pacific Islander.

Yeah I was with Nicki the other night, the Hawaiian, yeah I gave her a Wet Samoan.

by Littywitties May 26, 2024

Samoan

Samoan ; a large bowel movement

I had my morning coffee then dropped a huge samoan

by TruckFrump June 9, 2022