Samoan massage

Deep tissue by a big ass samoan, or by your sister who don’t give two shits how much you cryin.

ma sista gave me one hell of a “Samoan massage” almost thought it was uncle sa’o.

by Taumaoe April 21, 2023

Samoan pancake batter

A term for ejaculent

She splatched her samoan pancske batter ALL OVER THE PLACE after i tongue blasted her fartbox samoan pancake batter

by Fudgedragon2005 May 25, 2018

Samoan Buttlock

An ancient technique for manipulating buns of bronze steel into an impenetrable barrier.

Why would they go after Hawaiian Brian? They'll never get any penetration with that Samoan Buttlock technique he uses.

by Nero the Literate May 24, 2018

Samoan Snowball

When a man blows a load of semen onto a Samoa girl scout cookie, and the partner eats it and they trade back and forth like a traditional snowball

"me and the wife bought some girl scout cookies and decided to have sex, guess who just experienced a Samoan Snowball for the first time?"

by raine_$torm March 14, 2019

Samoan slugger

A really really cool dude or your best friend. They do not have to be Samoan to be a Samoan slugger they just have to be a really good friend and a cool dude

“My best friend Noah is a Samoan slugger”

by Gravysauce99 May 22, 2024

Samoan Sundae

When a team of Samoans breaks into your dealership, steals you and your customers property and takes a shit in your bathroom before they roll out.

Connick's weak ass loves a Samoan sundae.

by Step off weak ass October 11, 2017

Samoan

Samoan ; a large bowel movement

I had my morning coffee then dropped a huge samoan

by TruckFrump June 9, 2022