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Samoan Buttlock

An ancient technique for manipulating buns of bronze steel into an impenetrable barrier.
Why would they go after Hawaiian Brian? They'll never get any penetration with that Samoan Buttlock technique he uses.
by Nero the Literate May 24, 2018
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slimy samoan

After coming to orgasm from fellatio, sometimes with a mouthful of sperm, the one performing fellatio will sneeze. The mixture of snot and sperm on your penis is known as 'A Slimy Samoan'.
I had never heard of a Slimy Samoan until April had that cold last week. I looked it up on Urban Dictionary, and sure enough, it's called a Slimy Samoan.
by Joe 234 March 3, 2017
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Samoan nightmare

A sexual act where two males helicopter there penises whilst a third male masturbates in the corner. This usually takes place in a dimly lit room and the males participating commonly where tribal makeup.
Do you wanna come over to mine tonight and preform the samoan nightmare?
by Edwoodyjon May 17, 2022
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Samoan Sundae

When a team of Samoans breaks into your dealership, steals you and your customers property and takes a shit in your bathroom before they roll out.
Connick's weak ass loves a Samoan sundae.
by Step off weak ass October 11, 2017
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Samoan slugger

A really really cool dude or your best friend. They do not have to be Samoan to be a Samoan slugger they just have to be a really good friend and a cool dude
“My best friend Noah is a Samoan slugger
by Gravysauce99 May 22, 2024
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Samoan Snowball

When a man blows a load of semen onto a Samoa girl scout cookie, and the partner eats it and they trade back and forth like a traditional snowball
"me and the wife bought some girl scout cookies and decided to have sex, guess who just experienced a Samoan Snowball for the first time?"
by raine_$torm March 14, 2019
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Wet Samoan

Yeah I was with Nicki the other night, the Hawaiian, yeah I gave her a Wet Samoan.
by Littywitties May 26, 2024
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