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Samsonite's Sign

A suitcase or suitcases accompanying an elderly or special needs person to the Emergency Department or other hospital waiting room. A sure sign that someone has abandoned the poor individual to the care of healthcare professionals and Society. Named after the world's largest luggage manufacturer producing hardshell luggage honoring the Biblical strongman "Samson."

People presenting with Samsonite's Sign require a great deal of care and are often abandoned by overly tired caregivers. Presently, there is no cure for Samsonite's Sign but many community groups are developing respite care programs for caregviers.
Example: On average, 2 out of 5 patients arrived with Samsonite's sign.
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Samson

The Samson is when you are having sex with a girl, and she cuts your pubic hair, and then you instantly go limp.
I was having sex with Delilah when she whipped out scissors and gave me a Samson. Now I can't get it up, and I went blind.
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Samsonthesecondson

Samsonthesecondson is a thot,scammer, and lying twitch streamer that always scams his chat out of 24s, streams, inconsistent streamer and swears he is not a thot
Hey y’all ready for samsonthesecondson stream today? Oh you know that thot isn’t going to stream
by RNS_silent_ninja_stg December 30, 2021
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Samons

v. samons samonsed.
When you correct a superior (ie. boss, teacher)who thinks that they are right, but they are totaly wrong.
They said the world was flat, but Christopher Coloumbus proved them wrong, boy did they get samonsed!
by Mr Erv April 1, 2009
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Dirty Samson

When a woman cuts off a man's hair and fist-fucks it up his ass.
Delila gave Joe a Dirty Samson after he passed out while they were having sex.
by Mys_Maux November 5, 2009
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samjo

A little man made of sloppy joes. A homunculus made of beef, one could say.
We had a samjo over for dinner last night.
by Cojodrium January 14, 2014
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Samson

one of the most weird people in the world, doesnt like herb which is odd (u can buy it from maccas in a frozen coke), his spirit animal is a wHaLe and he once vomited blue stuff :) :)
omg theres samson swimming past really fasttttt
by notmanaia August 2, 2018
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