Sal is the most stunning, godliest man of our universe. If sal ever gets near you in new york city, I will kill you because I'm not you. I love his perfect symmetrical figure and his smooth chocolatey hair. I want him to kiss my face until I melt into a large pile of his cologne. Every time he says God Bless, I feel gods blessings as I pretend that Sal is sitting on top of me caressing my vulnerable crisp face. To put my adoration for Sal in simpler terms, I would stand in front of a moving subway train for him. I'll kill 10,000 men for you, Sal. I'll destroy every last cat in a corn maze, for Sal. If Sal's tonight's big loser, then later he'll tonight's big winner. I'd massage sals plump juicy booty for him. If Murr ever gets near him again, Murr won't see tomorrow. MURR-DER. I'll admit, if Joe gave me kissies, I'd fall to the ground like our sexy man sal. But if THE SAL HIMSELF kissed me good, I'd ascend into god's hands. Sal, you know who's the most sexiest man alive? Read the first word. Sal, if you're reading this, we're engaged. Sal is more powerful than any god you may or may not believe in. Please join my Salvatorecult, where we'll sacrifice cats, stack up on sneakers, swim in dirty swamps, and circulate the great Daddy Sal Squishmellow Statue. His superpower is to make us laugh until we poop out our stomachs and make fall helplessly in love with his incredible abs. I love you, Crangis. Crangis McBasketball. We're forever, for-lifers.
by reversecowgrl November 21, 2021
by The Santa Hat March 15, 2011
A street name for the plant Salvia Divinorum, more commonly known as Salvia. The plant has halucinagenic properties and makes you "think big," which is why its termed Big Sal. It can be smoked in a J, bong, or pipe.
by liam b August 11, 2006
gets nervous when the chat dies and follow with an episode of anxiety and fear to send a single text due to all kik spotlight.
by hormones699 February 22, 2019
by djfantasy July 3, 2011
Often derived as a benchmark for how sweaty you are, this phrase has applied to sweaty men with the name Salvatore or Salvatoray, this is due to the rhythm of both Words starting with 'S'. The unfortunate thing about this is that usually it comes at a cost and the Sals that are named it usually burn and sweat to death. It is advised to take caution when approaching this matter
by Adzmazing October 12, 2012