Sals

an amazing and a lovable person you can meet anywhere, they might act rude but don't take it to heart, they're only joking

sals is so rude omfg, sals definitely loves me

by lenalena5 May 7, 2020

SALS

Smiling and laughing slightly. Can be used as a replacement for LOL. Most of the people typing "LOL" never actually laugh out loud, that's where SALS comes into play.
Thought to be originated from imgur.

Person1: "Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar, and doesn't."
Person2: "SALS"

by poptartunicorn September 19, 2011

SALS

Suck At Life Syndrome. Typified by an apparent lack of judgement and tendency to do something stupid. Patient zero known to live in Minnetonka, MN.

That guys SALS is really acting up today, he can't figure out how to work the remote.

by MSPM May 25, 2010

sals

An acronym standing for "self-aggrandizing little sh*ts". This is a way to refer to (usually young) people who spend time telling others how great they are for relatively mundane accomplishments or who demand a level of respect that they haven't earned. Can be used to describe an individual or a group. "Sallies" can used as a feminine modifier.

"Those guys at table 12 sure are sals. This is Denny's, for crying out loud. If they snap their fingers at me one more time, they are getting the special sauce."

by Spanktastic Tom November 7, 2007

sals

absolutly SPEARMINT :)

no example needed pretty self explanitary!

by cayley April 27, 2005

sals

a shortened version of salisbury university, sals is used to describe things that have the same energy as the university and the people who attend it. typically, actions that align most closely with people who peaked in high school suit this term best. people often misuse sals to describe things that are lame or cringe, but things that are sals have a very specific energy to them. you will know what is sals when you see it.

person 1: bruh this girl spammed her story last with videos of her at a party it was so annoying
person 2: omg that’s so sals. how badly does she need people to think she’s cool

by yourmomatthebombdotcom September 28, 2021

SALS

Ship and let ship, used in the context of fandoms for pairings of characters.

Person 1: I want character A and character B to end up together, literally die if you ship anything different.
Person 2: SALS dude, it’s not that serious

by genderfluid so its always gay July 22, 2022