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Pro Staff

I term commonly used by kayakers that kiss enough ass to receive free product from a company and in return must show pictures of themselves using said product to help sell said product to the public.

Being Pro Staff doesn't make you a good fisherman, it makes you an annoying salesperson.
I landed 3 small redfish today out of my awesome kayak and I couldn't have done it without my durable paddle, comfortable seat, colorful T-shirt, and the same colored lures but different name. Thanks for putting me on your Pro Staff!
by kayaker10 March 19, 2013
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staffle womp

It's the exact opposite of waffle stomp

You poop in the shower then proceed to suction cup the poop out of the drain
Alex's sister had to staffle womp her little brothers waffle stomp
by Spanktank44 May 3, 2019
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Staff meeting

A juul break involving 2 or more people in which 1 or more vapes are used. Frequently during work/class, and usually in the handicapable bathroom stall.
-dude so you have your juul on you?

-yes omg wanna meet in the bathroom in 10 mins for a staff meeting?
by Kateh101 July 18, 2019
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Swatfager

A person who is overly confident and believes that they are so philosophical that they are arrogant to even the most famous free thinkers such as Socrates and Plato.
I played hockey in high school and can't get over it. Oh my god he is such a Swatfager.
by yukkawoodknow July 21, 2012
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StaffInfection

Mandatory Meetings held to pass useless information to supervisors / middle management / proles and design useless campaigns to "improve morale" while reducing headcount, increasing workloads and reducing pay/bonuses. Intent of the staffinfection is to have it evolve into Circle jerk but this rarely occurs as attendance is mandatory, and like an infection - no one wants to be around it.
The Leader announced at the staffinfection that he will be making (store bought) cookies for everyone to show how much he cares and wants to be loved and thought of as a bro.
Management announced at the staffinfection that although that staffing levels are 45% reduced and that there were record profits and more work to be completed, No positions would be filled and no overtime would be authorized / approved.
by Guacacado October 29, 2018
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Stafula

A Stafula is another word for burnt waffle. It is not usally used as an insult.
"I don't really like Stafulas, they're too crispy and hot."
by John Von Garde August 21, 2020
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Staff Furry RP

A channel that does not exist.
Random Discord User 1: Have you heard of #staff-furry-rp?
Random Discord User 2: What? is that even a thing?
Random Discord Mod: Staff Furry RP doesn't exist guys, keep the chitchat to a minimum *snort*
Random Discord User 1: I guess not.
by creepingama September 25, 2022
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