skive

v. (mainly Brit.) To go AWOL and present an obscure excuse upon return.

My best excuse for skiving is the bus driver wouldn't let me pay for the fare in two pence pieces.

by Gumba Gumba February 23, 2004

Skive

To be absent from work or school during the hours that you should normally be there for purposes that have nothing to do with your work or education activities. Used a lot in the construction industry.

Rebecca isn't here because she has skived off for a lunch time date.

by First timer November 10, 2009

Shiverpiss

When you pee so good and so hard it gives you the shivers.

OMG that was the best shiverpiss ever!

by meh2014 August 5, 2014

stivenism

A religion defined by the Stiven. Stivenism is the religion forming the Stivenistic Theocracy. In this system Disneyland is a haven for racist and sexist ideals and Stiven rules all. The answer to everything is Geography and the nation anthem is "Lord of Blackwood is Nice to Children" All hail the lord of Blackwood.

AP World Student 1: "The answer isn't 1492!! The answer is geography"

AP World Student 2: "Where'd you get that from?"

AP World Student 1: "Stivenism. All hail Stiven."

by SydtheKid913 May 31, 2017

pee shivers

The cold-chill, tingly-esque feeling a male experiences when having a long awaited pee. Usually causes one to twitch uncontrolably. May be accompanied by poophoria if taking a number 2.

Everytime Cromie gets the pee shivers, he gets a few dribbles on his pants, which is NOT grenades

by EyeAmGod March 22, 2005

skivey

crooked; inclined to lie and cheat; untrustworthy; suspicious

That guy is so skivey, I knew better than to pay him before he did the job.

by Melinda Zapata February 12, 2004

shit shivers

That tingly,goose-bumpy feeling you get when a particularly robust turd rounds "cape corn" in your colon and scrapes against your spine.

I was pinchin' a loaf this morning and a massive loggerhead turd gave me a case of the shit shivers

by wolfbait51 May 1, 2011