Swatfager

A person who is overly confident and believes that they are so philosophical that they are arrogant to even the most famous free thinkers such as Socrates and Plato.

I played hockey in high school and can't get over it. Oh my god he is such a Swatfager.

by yukkawoodknow July 21, 2012

Shatzkrieg

A bowel movement that comes on so fast, so strong, with lightning precision that it forces an immediate surrender and release.

I ate two dozen wings and by half time, it was shatzkrieg. That toilet was wrecked. Couldn’t get there quick enough to get relief.

by Eaton Holgoode June 18, 2018

Snatz

To reach stage 2 (blowjob or sucking tits) with one of the female gender.

Last night was a great night. We walked down to the basement to get away from the spotlight of the party and we snatzed.

by King Snitz August 27, 2018

Scat Swatch

A scat swatch is a palette of colors to identify different characteristics of fecal matter.

"This scat swatch shows that I need a bit more iron in my diet," said John.

by Oanu April 13, 2011

Fuck Swat Bust Locks

Fuck swat is a term used by many falcon command personnel to express their deep hatred towards the United States Military Police because of how they do their job and stop them from being like retards. This clearly does not go in line with Falcon C which is to be retarded and hence the new slang is used "Fuck Swat", normally accompanied by Fuck Outta Here. This is also another way of protesting against Social Justice Warriors who do not understand the term joke, for them it perplexes them on how a human could say something but not personally mean it. We refer to these people as retards or colloquially "dumb niggas".

Bust Locks is the another half of the motto, to be quite honest I do not know but I think I might be developing a tiny massive mental breakdown from all the times I try to process why fc personnel bait raid leaders. This is also a reference to the Port Maersk scrim against the United States Army's Tank division where the raiding squad failed to absorb information from the orders of raid leader bornrogue.

Together these four words represent the whole of the Falcon Command accurately and is somehow better than Falcons Destroy.

This motto is to be used immediately and effectively. God bless the United States.

Falcon-C "I am having a break down so Fuck Swat Bust Locks"

by Your Uncles Sister January 18, 2021

SWAT

A special police force that has way more power and technology than normal police, they usally come when a normal police force can't handle the job. It also means "Special Weapons and Tactics"

"Did you hear that a SWAT team had to come in for a dangerous bank robbery?"

by Arshavir March 19, 2005

twat-swat

The female version of the cock block, the act of one female swooping in on the possible hookup of another female

I was talking to that guy at the bar, and when I came back from the bathroom that biotch had twat-swatted me!

by dave.g September 9, 2008