Stump Porn

The picturesque representation or exploitation of parapalegic or quadrapalegic peoples having sex, voluntarily or involuntarily as they do not have the power to stop you.

an orphaned quadrapalegic eunich midget was involuntarily cast in that online fetish group about stump porn, he later fell over in the shower and drowned.

by DeCypher January 11, 2004

Stump Licker

Oral sex, when a female or male goes down and swallows the stump

Hey Bro you see that fat girl over there? Yeah she's hot! Well the other night at the stroke and choke I saw her giving Grimey the old stump licker and he was blowing a fan in her ass. Then he started yelling eat that load you little bitch there is a lot more where that came from you dick kisser!!!

by Frank Grimes December 7, 2006

stump grinder

To recive oral sex from a girl with knarled teeth or sharp braces.

My johnson is all bloodied form last night, that girl had a real stump grinder for a mouth.

by desert ace, stroker ace June 7, 2011

stump chewer

dick sucker, ass licker/kisser

person 1 ;"i hear martin's been promoted". person 2 "yeah it helps being a stump chewer".

by trainface May 24, 2011

stump puncher

A bloke who consistently bangs below their achievable standard.

Eg:

- “Aaron doesn’t even have a high bar and he stump punches.”
- “Why did he go home with that?”
“Because Aaron’s a rotten stump puncher.”
- “Did you see the stump Randall punched last night?”

by BadAzzStandards April 22, 2018

Stump Grinder

The act of a stripper giving a lap dance to an amputee.

Did you see that war vet at the club last night getting a stump grinder from that stripper?

by Madball June 23, 2012

Stump Dick

When a mans penis is wider then it is long, giving the appearance of a stump.

"Wow that Simon Crocker sure has a stump dick."


"Yea its so small he cant even get a grip on it"

by MUFFINz_TEH_hot July 3, 2008