That nigga stole my bike

A nigga Who stole your bike

Nigga: oooh dat a nice bike d'ere

person: that nigga stole my bike

by Red Scott December 24, 2021

soblem

A self-created, self-solved problem. A soblem often reduces the problem creator/solver to a pathetic condition characterized by uncontrolled sobbing.

Albert Einstein said, "No problem can be solved from the same level of consciousness that created it." Jank responded, "Not always, Al! I created and solved a soblem last week!"

by Jank2daBank February 24, 2010

Stole His Apple

A man receiving deep throat oral sex from another man who has never performed it previously.

Jesse and Sean are steady partners now ever since Sean totally stole his apple.

by NorthernUrbanite September 2, 2010

Stole it from a bitch

When someone does a really cool trick.

Wow Thomas you really stole it from a bitch on that halfpipe."

by Bartye March 8, 2018

stolen antique photos

The one thing you cant replace.

John Mulaney "why do you have these stolen antique photos?"
Alex "Because its the one thing you cant replace"

by BandMan420 November 18, 2019

stole the rooster's pants

When someone makes a silly comment, suggesting something as ridiculous as stealing a rooster's pants right off of his body. Can be used effectively in several countries, including the USA, Bulgaria, and Thailand. This phrase also has potential sexual implications.

Joey (a US citizen): "Wow, I could really use some delicious Thai food right now."
Margaret: "You should go to Thailand to get some. I hear it is delicious over there."
Joey: "You just stole the rooster's pants! Of course I can't go to Thailand!

by Joseph Tottleson January 25, 2023

sophie stober

Sophie Stober's are usually VERY TALL some are short thou! Sophie Stobers always think of others before herself! She is very athletic and very sporty! She has a kind and sweet heart! She is girl that every boy thinks of. She always is full of energy no matter what even without coffee! Her laughs are very contagious. She loves God and will spend anytime she can learning about God. Sophie Stober's are girls that are smart, kind, funny, sweet, athletic, charming, coo, full of energy, and has a heart for others and God! Sophie Stober's always like to make things right in the world. Sophie Stober's want to stop segregating!

Sophie Stober is a girl I want to hang out, she's tall, sweet, pretty, coo, and funny! Surprised she's single!!

by Bobby Joe Jr January 17, 2017