Dzerla statement

A statement only Dzerla would say.

B : "A computer."
A : "No."
B : "Then who?"
A : "Peter."
B : "Well Peter IS a computer."
A : "That's such a Dzerla statement."

by MuffinDealer June 17, 2022

Pillow Statement

A similar type of conversation as a Blanket Statement, only this time it is not a statement at all and is instead an action where the one making the statement will suffocate (usually by a pillow) said person(s) being approached; A less broad statement than the Blanket Statement, but a stronger way to send a message.

Guy: Look, I'm sorry man, I just don't get it.
Girl: If you don't get how I'm feeling, how about I lay it out to you in a Pillow Statement.
Guy: The hell is a Pillow Statement. And, no thanks.
Girl: That wasn't a question.

by Gbunny81 July 22, 2022

L Statement

1. A statement that is made when while losing an debate

2. (alt) A statement that auto L’s you

👨🏽 ⚖️: Did you kill her ?

🤷🏽 ♂️: She deserved it.
👩🏼 💼: Objection !!! L Statement

by pressinf August 1, 2022

Bro Statement

A bro statement is a form of statement made online where the speaker begins with the word "bro" to refer to a living subject and follows with a description of a certain action they performed or trait they exhibit. Bro statements are used to point out a trait or action that is humorous in nature and worthy of some level of criticism, either presenting mild, unserious judgment of a trait or action considered weird or goofy, or complete ridicule of a disliked trait or action. Traditionally, bro statements are followed by skull emojis, normally two, to express laughter, and sometimes feature one normal laughing emoji, most likely the tilted variant, to accompany the skull emoji or emojis. Rarely will a bro statement with emojis have only laughing emojis, but they do exist.

A variant of the bro statement is the lil bro statement, where the speaker begins with "lil bro", or in formal spelling, "little bro". Lil bro statements are mainly used for serious ridicule, calling the subject "little" in a malicious manner, although unserious lil bro statements do exist.

Examples of Bro Statements:
- "Bro skipped leg day 💀💀"
- "bro got negative rizz 🤣💀💀"
- "bro just admitted to watching hentai 💀"
- "bro got that Marge Simpson haircut 💀💀"
- "lil bro is built like Gollum from Lord of the Rings 💀💀"
- "bro is mad 💀💀"

by DarkPandaLord May 3, 2023

lizard statement

a statement made by someone with a really annoying voice

My really annoying sister is always making lizard statements.

by bigsister3364 July 14, 2023

Functionalizing Statement

A clear phrase to indicate to ChatGPT your meaning when asking it to write "Instructions" for a more abstract GPT.

*To a CustomGPT: "What would You like to add to Your Functionalizing Statement?"

by Him69 June 21, 2024

Resolveational Statement

Resolveational Statement (also referred to as - resolvational)
'rə-zäl-vā-shuh-nəl stāt-mənt
noun

1. A resolveational (resolvational) statement is a clear, purposeful declaration of intent that arises from the process of Resolveation—the internal decision to commit to personal evolution and purposeful action.

2. A resolveational statement focuses on a firm, unwavering decision to align one's thoughts, actions, and willset with core values and long-term goals. It serves as both a commitment and a guiding principle, driving deliberate action toward self-mastery and continuous growth.

3. Rooted in Resolveation, the resolveational (resolvational) statement is the external expression of one’s inner resolve, crafted to guide behavior and ensure that one's aspirations are actively pursued in daily life. It emphasizes intentional evolution, personal accountability, and the integration of resolve into every aspect of life.

Example:
"In my morning resolveational practice, my resolveational statement was: I resolve to act with purpose and align my daily habits with my values."

by Possibility Advocate September 15, 2024