spade bait

Emabarrasing divorcee bottle blond 40 something women size 16 - 18 with a false false tan that hand around nightclubs pulling 20 or 30 something black guys in the desperate hope of a long term relationship, in real terms theyre dumped after a week or her 18 yr old daughter will cop off with him the follwing friday night. Often spotted in the slightly higher class clubs. Shameful to watch but funny!

Vanessa Feltz or early 40`s recruitment consultants, estate agents, bitter divorcee`s ect

"fuck me Keith thats rought"

"deffo spade bait mate"

by Upper Class Twit August 21, 2007

Deuce of Spades

An unusually black and tarry load of feces. Extension of drop a deuceOrigination: Deuce = "#2"; Spades = a suit of 13 cards in a standard 52-card deck

Matt dropped a deuce of spades that was so black and sticky, the highway department could've paved over that pothole on Elm Street with it.

by ExitRamp June 23, 2004

spadfa

when a guys voice is breaking and he squeaks.

dude 1: so hey you wanna come to the moviiieees? (embarassed look on face)
dude 2: major SPADFA!

by bonk December 17, 2004

Spade

A messy, antisocial, generally unpleasant girl who moans and complains about everything they encounter in their miserable existence.

Spade spent the entire weekend alone in her room again, surrounded by her own filth.

by cheesy454 October 1, 2022

putting in the spadework

working very hard in an overt fashion at spading so as to achieve a relationship, either short or long term

well I won't score tonight unless I put in the spadework, will I, Peter?

by snicksnacknicerack June 26, 2005

James Of Spades

James Of Spades: Noun

- To Describe or Refer to Someone with Good hair and a style to die for.

The Term Is Also Loosely Used In Slang To refer to someone who is overly attractive in appearence.

Damn , That James Of Spades From Myspace Is Well Cool!

by Jamie W-M December 7, 2006

Beating James Spader

When you quickly masterbate, trying to finish in a short amount of time. Quickly trying to squeeze one out at work without anyone knowing.

In the movie 'The Secretary' James Spader ferociously beats off behind his secretary as one of his clients, who has an appointment, waits to see him.

I'm skipping lunch and "Beating James Spader". To hell with the meeting I'm "Beating James Spader" today.

by FelixM13 September 9, 2009