Mad Sox

This is when two men get two monkeys and get them to have hardcore sexual contact.

Dude, We should have mad sox!

by Chaza5 September 24, 2016

Boston Red Sox Massacre

When the Boston Red Sox get completely demolished by the New York Yankees.

Did you see the Boston Red Sox Massacre last night?

by SaquonBeckhamJrsFan October 29, 2018

red sox

the baseball team with the LEAST diverse and most ignorant fans. red sox fans like to show displeasure towards the yankees and their fans by constantly saying that the yankees suck, despite the fact that yankees have 39 AL pennants and 26 championships compared to boston's only 11 pennants and 6 championships.

red sox fan: hahaha you like the yankees! they suck!
yankees fan: well, let's see. the yankees have won 26 world championships. red sox has, what was it, 6? so, shut the fuck up.
red sox fan: uhh YANKEES SUCK!

by seans March 4, 2007

Chicago White Sox

A team that is more consistent than their north-side counterparts, the Cubs. A Sox fan is better behaved than a Cubs fan, not counting the very rare oddball. A typical Sox fan will actually pay attention to the game. Not to mention, 75% of Sox fans are Chicagoans born and raised, and aren't afraid to go to Bridgeport to see a game, unlike fresh-off-the-bus-from-Kalamazoo fratboys and the Lexus-SUV-driving North Shore types.

Sox fans show the nation Chicago's good side.

by Matthew P. August 28, 2005

red sox

DAMN YOU ALL
THE RED SOX ARE BACK, AND BABY, THEY'RE STRONGER THAN EVER
Wed, Oct 21st 2004 will be remembered.

"Hollyyyyyyy shiiiiitttt... They won! Oh my God they won!"

by Lea October 21, 2004

red sox

the single most arrogant team in baseball.

YOU WON. WE KNOW. SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY.

I keep hearing/reading about the Red Sox. How annoying. Why won't they go away?

by freaking a April 8, 2005

Red Sox

The most kick ass baseball team in the hisory of the universe!! The 2004 team managed to come back from a 3-0 deficit against the yankees during the play offs, and swept the cards in the actual series..... first time they won in E-I-G-H-T-Y S-I-X YEARS!!!!!

2004 Red Sox Spanked the Yanks, and Folded the Cards!

by Koala Beer October 30, 2004