butt snot

It's like snot from your nose, except it is primarily lodged in the rectum. Forms from excessive anal sex.

I wiped the dook off my ass, but instead there was butt snot.

by Ricky Martin January 29, 2007

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Snot Jockey

When one wipes his/her anal crack with another individual's nose, thus riding someone's snot like a horse jockey.
This may either be a form of revenge or punishment, or a means of enhancing masturbation.

After Bob fell asleep, Charlie pulled down his pants and snot jockey'd the hell out of Bob's face.

by Matthew_c_s August 02, 2007

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snot rag

handkerchief; tissue; kleenex

Throw that filthy snot rag in the trash, piggo!

by Octopod November 07, 2003

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pajama snot

1. any seminal or vaginal fluid, especially a male nocturnal emission.

2. untrue or inaccurate speech, especially when unknown by the speaker.

3. used to describe anything that resembles seminal or vaginal fluid.

4. an expletive indicating surprise or anger, or emissions from a human body caused by beating (physical or metaphorical).

1. "I had that dream again, where Jake and I are taking turns fucking the shit out of a dolphin, and as usual I woke up covered in pajama snot."

2. "The woman was spewing pajama snot, using centuries old ineffective arguments heard a thousand times before."

3. "You put way too much mayo on this, its nothing but a pajama snot sandwich."

4. "Arthur beat the pajama snot out of that guy in debate!"

by Myspace A&A January 18, 2007

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snot rocket

To blow one's nose by blocking one nostril with a finger and blowing snot from the other nostril onto the floor or ground. See Farmer Snort.

Chuck used to bike to work even in the winter and would always get a runny nose, which he would take care of with a couple of quick snot rockets in full view of the rush hour traffic.

by Johann1967 May 14, 2005

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