gollum sickness

They see a ring (on a person) and become possessive over it (the person) and covet it above all else. This can also make them a vile wretched person, of a low nature, slinking in dark places.

Best advice, toss them into a volcano and keep on walking.

"Why is Mike stalking Lisa's Facebook all day? Oh she just got engaged and he's lost it, dude's got Gollum sickness."

by CaptAmazing January 15, 2016

ghetto sickness

Somebody that has that straight savage thug mentality because they are stuck in the hood.

They are most likely to put in work and setup shop and slang.

I got so many fools that are tripping off me, but I ain't slippin' I got that ghetto sickness.

by KRosenrot June 25, 2016

svedka sickness

When your coworker calls in two days in a row because of puking and diareah.

So hungover, had to call in a second day with svedka sickness..

by DeserTynker August 9, 2020

Planetary Motion Sickness

When contemplating the speed and rotation of planets leaves you dizzy or light-headed.

Thinking about how fast the Earth is moving right now gives me Planetary Motion Sickness

by atomshifter October 23, 2017

lonely bones sickness

when you’ve lacked physical touch and affection from your significant other

lonely bones sickness:
-when you’ve lacked physical touch or affection from your significant other. (usually causes muscle sores.)

man.. i think i have lonely bones. the nurse told me that the only cure is daily cuddles with my girlfriend.

by natsukko June 8, 2021

Slickers

Lacrosse boots, typically the classic Grange model

"A'yuht there are some wicked slickers you got there bud"

by paytonrotta May 13, 2017

Richness Sickness

The state where you desire all that you cannot possibly afford at the time being; yachts, mansions, Swiss chalets, etc.

I've got the richness sickness, I saw a yacht that cost $735,000,000, and I want it, even though I could never afford it!

by Cegan December 31, 2012