eat shit and die

it means you must masticate on some fecal matter than cause your heart to stop fribulating

you pick up a piece of dog poo and start to chew on it, enjoying the nutty flavour with a slight liver bouquet. You then hold your breath (by putting duct tape over your mouth and nose) to preserve the awesome smell and flavour and your heart stops from lack of oxygen.

by flipynif November 17, 2004

Eat shit and die

Usually said when angry, or in humour.

Eat shit and die ass wipe!

by Minority November 2, 2008

eat shit and die

Usually said when really pissed off.

Say it, then beat the person the fuck up.

"Eat shit and die!" Johnny said as he ran over and beat the shit out of the queer nerd.

by Mike February 8, 2004

eat shit and die

A fun message to replace a fortune slip (in a fortune cookie) with.

MAN: Eat shit and die.
WO-MAN: No.

by Noodly appendage August 27, 2006

eat shit die

This is a form of ‘good riddance’. Many people cannot comprehend the severity of this insult.

Will: Hey John fuck you
John: eat shit die
Will: *head explodes*

by Frat Daddy Aidan July 6, 2018

eat shit and die

Eat shit and Die.... Usually always said when mad!!! The again, my normal words to close friends are eat shit and die.

I wish I could do this.... 1) Grab a cup.... 2) Squat down and release the dump in the cup... 3) Grab a spoon... 4) Sit down the other person.... 5) Forcefully feed them the cup full of shit... 6) Hope that they die.

by Tasha April 6, 2005

eat shit and die

a term used when someone either loves you dearly or hates you with a burning passion.

eat shit and die bitch
-your best friend

by pseudonym in deez nutz July 6, 2022