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human pencil sharpener

An offensive insult used to describe a female that like prefers underweight males, indirectly referencing their intercourse which would resemble a pencil being sharpened.
I saw her in the car with that skeleton-looking kid, you know she's being used as a human pencil sharpener.
by itchycat123 May 6, 2018
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Penicular Pencil Sharpener

The Universal Scientific Term For The Female
Genitals
Jamie: "Stop Rubbing Your Penicular Pencil Sharpener"
Jeanne: "I Can't Help It"
by RangerPickleDick666 December 13, 2019
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Sea sharpening

The act of having sex with a flaccid penis and it only getting hard when it's in the vagina, surrounded by vaginal fluid.
Person 1: "Oh man, I had a few too many drinks last night before taking that girl home."

Person 2: "I take it sex was out of the question then."

Person 1: "Normally, it would be. But she really wanted to do it so I just went along with it and started sea sharpening."
by TimmaDoo May 8, 2020
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Pencil Sharpener

A type of machine that you can use to sharpen a pencil down to a tiny stub and throw at anyone within a 5 feet radius.
Where is my pencil sharpener?
by BananaCat0811 September 22, 2020
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Nipple sharpening

When it´s so cold your nipples harden to the point they can slice steel.
Doctor: "OMG I´m out of knives I can´t operate on this patient"
Doctor 2: "Hand me some ice and i´ll do some nipple sharpening"
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Pennsylvanian Upside down Pencil Sharpener

The act of putting a naked woman in a groundhog hole where her ass is out and you use it to sharpen your pencil dick and pour motor oil over back while riding a Wildebeest and it’s only legal if done in Philadelphia honoring the founding fathers
by Sax_killa54 January 21, 2023
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Knife Sharpener

Women over 50 who like to herk off men under 25.
I use to deliver flowers to senior citizens communities and score with a bunch of knife sharpeners.
by thedudebrown87 December 30, 2022
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