seal hater

when one says a short goodbye providing they will be back again.

seal hater Jim, Bob, everyone else who dont give a shit. call me.

seal hater by trueheartproductson December 26, 2008

Seal time 

Requesting someone to split something 50/50
For true seal time you must attempt to make the noise a seal would while requesting half = arf

Do you want to go seal time on a bag of weed, wanna go arf n arf?

Seal time by Rafrooda October 9, 2011

Seal Kisses 

When a female places both hands firmly against the lower-side sections of her breasts and pushes them together in a repetitive motion. If motion is executed quickly enough, the sound of the breasts smacking together gives off a kissy kiss noise. Can also be done by males although slightly less attractive opposed to a woman practicing the art of the Seal Kiss.

George: Hey Tim! Did you see Jen give her twins the Seal Kisses?

Tim: Darnit I missed it whilst grabbing another Brewsky out of the cooler

Seal Kisses by SealManONE August 25, 2011

seal boy 

A seal boy is someone who loves seals as their chubby children and minions.

Bob: “Did you hear about the seal boy, Hayden?”
Tom: “No, why?”
Bob: “Apparently, he’s a furry in denial. His fursona is a seal.”

seal boy by CornSnek October 15, 2019

Seal Gaming 

Seal Gaming is a seal that is massively enthusiast towards Svan the seal, and sometimes can obtain the role of Am seal.

What's up Seal Gaming, are you a chonky seal, cause ur a manchikunt :D

Seal Gaming by adidya (svan x hadi x preth) May 30, 2022

Seal that crack 

Have intercourse then turn her around doggy Style then plant the seed then put Glue (or SuperGlue) in her, Finally you have completed "Seal that crack".

Guy 1 : I pulled seal that crack on my wife.

Guy 2 : How was the hospital visit?

Seal that crack by Big_Boy_steve_ August 3, 2022

SEAL TEAM SIX

The Ultra-elite U.S. Navy SEALs; the best 10% of the SEALs. These guys are the Baddest, biggest, boldest, bravest, best, deadliest, hardest, meanest, most badass, most brutal, most elite, most extreme, most fearless, most hardcore, most powerful, most Professional ass kicking, roughest, smartest, toughest, top, and ultimate warriors in the world. They are the navy's version of the army's Delta Force, and in general about equally elite. SEAL TEAM SIX is famous for having a few of its members kill Osama Bin Laden. These guys are so hardcore, that a single 6 group of SEAL TEAM SIX members could likely survive against like half of the army of North Korea.

Al-Qaeda company leader: Okay, I got 60 men ready for deployment! They are well-armed!

A SEAL TEAM SIX member 6 seconds later: I just destroyed those 60 Al-Qaeda loozers with my pistol only! HOOYAH!

SEAL TEAM SIX by Chillice December 30, 2014