Scrump and Dump

used to describe a person you "date" long enough to have sex with, and then dump them.

Guy 1: "Hey man, what happened to that bitch Holly you was seein?"
Guy2: "Oh her...she was just a scrump and dump."

by RoyGBiv79 November 01, 2009

butt scrumping

The act of willfully and yet casually scrumping peoples' bottoms in a public place

Ooh Mable! I think I have been the victim of a butt scrumping on the Underground.

by Gary Johns July 18, 2006

bum scrumping

It is the phrase given to gay men who go out at night looking for other me. Gay men who are in escene going on the pull. They are often the ones found at the bar scanning the room much how a non gay person would if looking for a girl, the main difference is that they are looking for a 'bum' to 'scrump' (steal).

Spyro: Left go scrumping...
Roz: What bum scrumping...
Spyro: No Urban.... whats bum scrumping...
Roz: Isnt that what gay people do when they are on the pull?
Spyro: I am sure i dont know!

by Spyro18 October 18, 2006

Urban Scrumping

Urban Scrumping Walking into a supermarket or store and taking a bag of apples with out paying.

Andy "I scrump off a farm near me"
Madde " DAMN! I have to go urban scrumping at tesco!"

by Madde February 07, 2008

scrump dilly

It's like a flavor explosion in your mouth. Not in a pornographic way, and yet....... Basically in Kiahna-speak it means that it tastes really fucking awesome.

That cheescake I had last night was da bomb and really scrump dilly

by Capt.K November 07, 2017

Penile Scrump

A compound word, initially derived from the word Scrump (a verb which means 'to steal apples from an orchard'). The compound therefore is an act of stealing apples from an orchard, with ones cock.

Brian and Greg were so hungry that Penile Scrumping suddenly became a very tasteful proposition.

by omenofthedeep May 18, 2009

Nimble Scrumpings

An adjective used selectively to descirbe what is leftover in a mans testicles after ejaculation.

Guy; How did your first date go man?

Fella; So well mate! I got nimble scrumpings this morning!

by Sir Cudugan August 10, 2013