screen jew

One who looks at other peoples' screen while playing Call of Duty.

Quit being a fucking screen jew! You wouldn't have shot me if u played fair.

by ddb9292 December 10, 2009

screen leech

One who watches over your shoulder while you are on your computer, or who wanders in while you are playing video games and does nothing but watch you play.

With the 10 and 12 year olds in my house, I'm constantly shooing away a screen leech.

by mlanis January 1, 2012

screen saver sex

Sexual acts so powerful they cancel the screen saver mode on a computer at least one room over.

Mary: Did you hear us having sex last night?

Tibor: Hear you? You two knocked off the screen saver on my computer!

Mary: Screen saver sex for the win!

by Herbal Klimt April 3, 2011

Screen-ager

Term for a member of the generation of children raised in the Screen Age, specifically ones savvy with touchscreen devices such as iPads and iPhones.

Kris' 7 year is old is such a screen-ager, she doesn't even know what a crayon is!

by lcritterl July 19, 2011

screen(s)

Television(s) in your vehicle.

Falling- Hanging from the ceiling.
Popped Up - Motorized in-dash
Rested- Mounted in the Headrest

That boy got them screens falling.

by 4th Ward GoGetter November 5, 2003

screen peeping

Looking at a friends screen while playing a split-screen game with them.

Person 1: "Dude! Stop screen peeping!"
Person 2: "I wasn't screen peeping."
Person 1: "Yeah you were. How else could you know that that was my hiding spot?"

by ih8crackas April 28, 2010

Screen Door in Queens

Screen Door in Queens, also known as S.D.I.Q., is an errand that no one would possibly enjoy accompanying you on, but sometimes will anyway, out of sheer boredom.

useage:

ex.1:

"Wanna go with me to get my alternator fixed?" "Sounds like a screen door in Queens, I'm out."

ex.2:
George: I told ya. Hey, any of you guys want to come out and help me fix my father's screen door in Queens?

Jerry: Sorry, I'm fixing a screen door in the Bronx.

Kramer: I'll do it.

George: Really? You wanna come?

Kramer: Yeah, I love going to the country.

Elaine: Where are they goin'?

Jerry: Fix a screen door in Queens.

by nicemarmot August 4, 2010