When someones asshole is so hairy the hair acts like a "screen door".
I tried to put it in her ass but she had a serious screen door.
by kryptik3 April 29, 2015
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Screen Door or Screen Dooring is having diarrhea so bad that you can shit clean through a screen door, without leaving chuncks behind.

I.E; drinking way to much or eating spoiled food that causes you to have extreme diarrhea.
Pajo was barking orders at me all day long, so i fixed him a sandwhich with some spoiled mayonaise... He spend the next two days screen dooring!
by Hawaiian born September 12, 2010
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"Yo! Check out those screen doors over there!"

Derived from the expression "Banging like a screen door in a hurricane"
by Matt E January 3, 2007
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an extremely slutty female. the name screen door means that everyone gets a slam.
You hooked up with Katie. Thta bitch is a total screen door.
by Peg Leg Pete October 16, 2007
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1. Useless, worthless

2. To cause someone to lose hope; To disapoint; Burst your bubble
1. I don't think she should be on our team. She's a screen door on a submarine.

2. (From the Venture Bros.)
Hank: Aww come on, let me at 'em, Brock! I probably know Judo! How many of those guys can make the same boast?!
Brock: No.
Hank: Why must you be the screen door on my submarine, Brock?
by Katie Tran December 20, 2006
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Screen Door in Queens, also known as S.D.I.Q., is an errand that no one would possibly enjoy accompanying you on, but sometimes will anyway, out of sheer boredom.


"Wanna go with me to get my alternator fixed?" "Sounds like a screen door in Queens, I'm out."

George: I told ya. Hey, any of you guys want to come out and help me fix my father's screen door in Queens?

Jerry: Sorry, I'm fixing a screen door in the Bronx.

Kramer: I'll do it.

George: Really? You wanna come?

Kramer: Yeah, I love going to the country.

Elaine: Where are they goin'?

Jerry: Fix a screen door in Queens.
by nicemarmot August 4, 2010
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