How to be Scene:
First and foremost, your AIM/MSN screen name should be some rad song title and/or lyric. Remember, the more x's you have in it, the more scene you are.
Next, go buy yourself some girl's jeans. Face it, the tighter your jeans are, the more scene you will be, and the more the hardcore kids will hate you for it. Try on a pair of jeans and find that you're a perfect woman's 2? Buy a woman's 0 and suck it in.
After you buy your jeans, go straight to Hot Topic and buy every single band shirt they have. Even if you've never listened to the band, or worse, never head of them either. If people ask you about them, just say you like the "old stuff" and no one will ever know that you actually hate Norma Jean. Never buy anything larger than a Youth Medium. Ever.
Dont forget to pick up a white leather belt on your way out!
So, now you're dressed pretty scene, but how's your hair? Is it dyed black? Maybe with some bleach-blonde streaks? Do your bangs cover one of your eyes? If you answered no to any of these, shut up, grab a pair of scissors, and chop away. Never go and get your hair done, ALWAYS do it yourself.
Good job. Now your hair is the sex. But, your look won't get you anywhere if you dont know how to dance. And by dance, I mean beat the crap out of people. First of all, you need to make sure you claim your space in the pit. As the band starts, push everyone back and scream something obscene. Then you need to start to pace the pit just so everyone knows that you can move in your pants. Pacing the pit involves doing a half walk-half skip across the room, while looking downwards and shaking your head. But dont mess up your hair.
Then, when the time is right trust me, you'll know when throw your arm back and hopefully, you'll hit someone in the face.
5 scene points if his nose bleeds.
Begin two-stepping. If you dont know how to two-step, you might as well leave and go practice in your living room in front of a mirror until you get it. Add some sweet floor-punches and a couple spin-kicks into the crowd, and you're set. Now for the pile up! As everyone runs up to the stage, make sure you go last so you can be that cool kid on top of the pile. If you dont know the words to the song, fake it, and hope that its just screaming.
Your job is done.
Stand in the middle of the floor, with your arms crossed and survey the scene.
Good job scene. Good job.
So you're offically labeled bunshole now that you've given a couple of people black eyes. That's ok, it's the point.
Now that you're back home, go straight for your computer and immediately check your myspace. Get really pissed off when you dont have any friend requests, and get even more pissed off when no one has left you a comment in the 6 hours you werent home. Figure its because you havent updated your pictures in a couple of weeks and go take some more. Take about 80, but use the 2 most flattering ones. Remember, the more skin you show, or if you're sitting on the toilet, the more comments you will get.
Go outside and have a cig break and redraw the black X's on your hands. Afterall, you ARE straightedge. Everyone KNOWS cigs dont count!
Look up at the stars, sigh, and thank god that you're not emo.
Even though you really are.
First and foremost, your AIM/MSN screen name should be some rad song title and/or lyric. Remember, the more x's you have in it, the more scene you are.
Next, go buy yourself some girl's jeans. Face it, the tighter your jeans are, the more scene you will be, and the more the hardcore kids will hate you for it. Try on a pair of jeans and find that you're a perfect woman's 2? Buy a woman's 0 and suck it in.
After you buy your jeans, go straight to Hot Topic and buy every single band shirt they have. Even if you've never listened to the band, or worse, never head of them either. If people ask you about them, just say you like the "old stuff" and no one will ever know that you actually hate Norma Jean. Never buy anything larger than a Youth Medium. Ever.
Dont forget to pick up a white leather belt on your way out!
So, now you're dressed pretty scene, but how's your hair? Is it dyed black? Maybe with some bleach-blonde streaks? Do your bangs cover one of your eyes? If you answered no to any of these, shut up, grab a pair of scissors, and chop away. Never go and get your hair done, ALWAYS do it yourself.
Good job. Now your hair is the sex. But, your look won't get you anywhere if you dont know how to dance. And by dance, I mean beat the crap out of people. First of all, you need to make sure you claim your space in the pit. As the band starts, push everyone back and scream something obscene. Then you need to start to pace the pit just so everyone knows that you can move in your pants. Pacing the pit involves doing a half walk-half skip across the room, while looking downwards and shaking your head. But dont mess up your hair.
Then, when the time is right trust me, you'll know when throw your arm back and hopefully, you'll hit someone in the face.
5 scene points if his nose bleeds.
Begin two-stepping. If you dont know how to two-step, you might as well leave and go practice in your living room in front of a mirror until you get it. Add some sweet floor-punches and a couple spin-kicks into the crowd, and you're set. Now for the pile up! As everyone runs up to the stage, make sure you go last so you can be that cool kid on top of the pile. If you dont know the words to the song, fake it, and hope that its just screaming.
Your job is done.
Stand in the middle of the floor, with your arms crossed and survey the scene.
Good job scene. Good job.
So you're offically labeled bunshole now that you've given a couple of people black eyes. That's ok, it's the point.
Now that you're back home, go straight for your computer and immediately check your myspace. Get really pissed off when you dont have any friend requests, and get even more pissed off when no one has left you a comment in the 6 hours you werent home. Figure its because you havent updated your pictures in a couple of weeks and go take some more. Take about 80, but use the 2 most flattering ones. Remember, the more skin you show, or if you're sitting on the toilet, the more comments you will get.
Go outside and have a cig break and redraw the black X's on your hands. Afterall, you ARE straightedge. Everyone KNOWS cigs dont count!
Look up at the stars, sigh, and thank god that you're not emo.
Even though you really are.
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Scemo is a word used to describe kid’s who dress like the scene fashion and the emo fashion crossed, they will often wear bright coloured t-shirts or hoodies mixed in with dark makeup and black skinny jeans, a lot of chains, and generally OTT clothing, their hair may be scene cut or emo cut but will always be accessorised with cute, if a little over the top accessories while boy scemo’s normally sport a long mullet with neon streaks or highlights, and may sometimes accessorise their hair this is not frowned upon in scemo society. To scemo’s the most important thing in the whole world is music nothing will stop them listening to music, many scemo kids can’t go a couple of hours without listening to their music. Their music choice is extremely diverse, if you looked on a scemo kids play list it was range from Shania twain + Swedish pop singers (caramel dansan) to metallic and iron maiden. Scemo kids aren’t normally violent although will get into heated discussions on which band is better than another scemo’s don’t slit, like emo’s do, it is just the emo style that they partake in, scemos are usually VERY sarcastic and have wicked sense of humour, they will play practical jokes on you, and are normally very loud hyper active in in your face they will literally glomp a stranger if they like their bag or something’ (at least that’s what the scemo’s are like here)but they can also be extremely depressed and upset, they may not cry, or not cry as much as emo’s cry but they do have their little “moments” basically their like bipolar or something, however, no matter how loud and obnoxious scemos are, they make the best of friends as they will stand up for anyone even if they barley know them, they will actually listen and console you if you talk to them about a problem and best of all they know how to have a good time!
Scemo - originated in England, which is unusual as 90% of the fad’s in the world today are leaking from the USA. I personally haven’t heard it used outside of the northwest of England AKA Manchester/Wigan/Lancashire.
Note this is only the English version of scemo, they style and attitude may and probably will vary according to where you live.
Scemo is a word used to describe kid’s who dress like the scene fashion and the emo fashion crossed, they will often wear bright coloured t-shirts or hoodies mixed in with dark makeup and black skinny jeans, a lot of chains, and generally OTT clothing, their hair may be scene cut or emo cut but will always be accessorised with cute, if a little over the top accessories while boy scemo’s normally sport a long mullet with neon streaks or highlights, and may sometimes accessorise their hair this is not frowned upon in scemo society. To scemo’s the most important thing in the whole world is music nothing will stop them listening to music, many scemo kids can’t go a couple of hours without listening to their music. Their music choice is extremely diverse, if you looked on a scemo kids play list it was range from Shania twain + Swedish pop singers (caramel dansan) to metallic and iron maiden. Scemo kids aren’t normally violent although will get into heated discussions on which band is better than another scemo’s don’t slit, like emo’s do, it is just the emo style that they partake in, scemos are usually VERY sarcastic and have wicked sense of humour, they will play practical jokes on you, and are normally very loud hyper active in in your face they will literally glomp a stranger if they like their bag or something’ (at least that’s what the scemo’s are like here)but they can also be extremely depressed and upset, they may not cry, or not cry as much as emo’s cry but they do have their little “moments” basically their like bipolar or something, however, no matter how loud and obnoxious scemos are, they make the best of friends as they will stand up for anyone even if they barley know them, they will actually listen and console you if you talk to them about a problem and best of all they know how to have a good time!
Scemo - originated in England, which is unusual as 90% of the fad’s in the world today are leaking from the USA. I personally haven’t heard it used outside of the northwest of England AKA Manchester/Wigan/Lancashire.
Note this is only the English version of scemo, they style and attitude may and probably will vary according to where you live.
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